artsauce cockplucker

i think this is an art account but i’m also writing stuff. i don’t know what’s happening in my body. pfp is my art & header from pinterest (any/all pronouns) (main is @yantao-enthusiast)

[artsaucewritercal]

hi this is an introduction post to my little art/writing side blog. my name is cal and i draw and write and commission for those things. oooo you wanna pay money for my work sooo bad,,,,

kofi link for commissions (only writing comms open rn but art comms open soon)

i use all pronouns so idc but also i do because that's that gender fluid so if you’re looking to shit talk me or praise me on a specific day feel free to shoot me an ask but preferably on my main @yantao-enthusiast if it’s not related to art or writing stuff

and you know the drill, don’t interact if you’re racist, homophobic, transphobic, fatphobic, ableist, islamophobic, antisemetic, pro-israel, etc.

mini table of contents:

#artmaxxing for my art

#writerpilled for my writing

#art of all time for rbing art

#my shakespeare for rbing writing

okay babe have fun go nuts that’s that me espresso (ღゝ◡╹)ノ♡

[yantao-enthusiast]

Can you draw Yanfei and Hu Tao as Princess Bubblegum and Marceline the Vampire Queen?

this ask has been in my inbox for a literal month but. i have FINALLY had time to finish it !!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry for the wait but also i did this for me and my enjoyment because yantao 😍😍😍 yantao au’s 😍😍😍😍😍

i’ve actually never seen adventure time i hope you don’t mind i also adjusted their designs to fit yantao bc it was fun and i wanted to ….. hope you all enjoy

(will ask that i prefer any art stuff to be on my art/writing acc @artsaucewritercal but i’ll let it pass because yantao 🤤🤤🤤)

[nicolillies]

jegulily is actually so powerful

[artsaucewritercal]

“you’d have to stop the world just to stop the feeling.”

thoughts and no words version under the cut :)

it’s her… my magnum opus. i was in severe need of gracevannah art so i decided if you wanted something done you had to do it yourself. and of course credits to the wonderful music that fueled each drawing, that i imagined gracie and savannah playing out these songs to the point that i had to get the brain worms out through art so really you should be thanking them and also smosh and amanda and courtney for bringing these beautiful silly characters into existence

1. pretty girls, reneé rapp

2. night shift, lucy dacus

3. daylight, taylor swift

idk when i’ll next do a gracevannah art like this but i will definitely be doing more smosh stuff so maybe follow me? perchance? lol?

but last but not least here’s the no words version for all of this art:

[artsaucewritercal]

“i once believed love would be burning red but it’s golden.”

oh em gee…. lesbians kissing on da moon

ever since the end of dread my canon is that gracevannah finally get together on the moon bc… well they’ll have a lot of time to figure out, won’t they.

i didn’t actually plan on drawing it until i was like “wait… so if this drawing is pre dread and this is during dread…. wouldn’t it make sense to do one after????? bc trilogy??????????” and so ta daaaaa. it was so much fun to draw tho bc no gravity!!!!! floating lesbians!!!!!!! kissing!!!!!!!!!!

thank you gracevannah nation for following this mini journey of song inspired gracevannah art!!! i will be making a post with all three soon just to have them all compiled but after that idk when i’m gonna draw them next :((( but i do have a little idea to draw more smosh stuff soon! so keep an eye out for that one babes !!! thank you again!!!!!

and ofc here’s the no words version

[willow-elated]

august mini-comic 🌊✨

[pips-squeak]

rb to explode a terf ^_^ nonrefundable ^_^

[thickness-protection-program]

[artsaucewritercal]

“in the pm all the pretty girls, they have a couple drinks, all the pretty girls; so now they wanna kiss all the pretty girls, they got to have a taste of a pretty girl.”

y’all better hype this the fuck up because i never do backgrounds esp with so much furniture EVER!!! AND I’M PROUD OF THIS ONE!!!!!!!! all for the girls ever…..

one day i was listening to pretty girls by reneé rapp as sapphics are wont to do …. and the dots connected and i made this. because gracie would so want to kiss girls drunk (i know what you are….)

stay tuned though…. may or may not have one more part of this cooking atm…..

[willow-elated]

Bejeweled 💎✨

[artsaucewritercal]

some sketches of jackie a few months ago,,,, missing her hours are real

[artsaucewritercal]

hello gracevannah nation how we feelin about these sketches 🔥

[artsaucewritercal]

“what was the plan? absolve your guilt and shake hands?” -lucy dacus, “night shift”

i actually wanted to make an art account just to highlight this masterpiece and also because gracie may no longer have the worms but gracievannah brainworms are forever…. the toxic yuri lesbians ever to me!!!! i miss them so much!!!!!!!

i just wanted an angsty little drawing of wormy gracie and savannah hugging, presumably before they temporarily separate bc :(

no words version under the cut:

(also since you’re here… may or may not have another one up my sleeve to feed the gracievannah nation once more…. jsyk)

[artsaucewritercal]

“even if i die screaming.”

shauna shipman you are so famous to me…. drew this around when ttpd came out bc idk i wanted to draw a yellowjacket w ttpd lyrics…. also idk why i’m making this my first post bc my usual art style isn’t like this but who cares really. not me!

no filter version under the cut!