behind every hot girl there is unhealthy, slightly concerning, spiritual connection to harry potter’s dead parents dead friend group
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behind every hot girl there is unhealthy, slightly concerning, spiritual connection to harry potter’s dead parents dead friend group
lily: i have a plan
regulus:
regulus: um hello?
lily: im lily. lily evans
regulus: oh i know. im regulus black....
regulus: is there a reason you're sitting here?
lily: yes, i have a plan
regulus:
regulus: congratulations
lily: and it involves you
regulus:
regulus: okay you're going to have to explain. i dont even know you
lily: potter lent me his jumper the other day
regulus: ?
lily: but he's usually a total toe-rag and i thought i could get revenge
regulus: fair
lily: and that's where you come in
regulus: you want me to hex his jumper---of wait is the jumper a distraction---i'll hex off his arms--
lily: woah calm down.
lily: no, you're gonna give the jumper back to potter for me
regulus:
regulus: your definition of revenge is lame, count me out
lily: in front of sirius
regulus: still lame
lily: and imply that potter gave it to you
regulus:
regulus: oh?
lily: of course, leave the details on how you would have encountered potter; how he could have lent it to you, all that really vague...
regulus:
regulus: so that sirius' gets the wrong idea
lily: exactly
regulus: oh im so in. but wait---wouldnt potter clear it up? call me a liar?
lily: sirius will be too freaked out to care. but if you're worried--
regulus: no. i have it. i'll be vague and unclear enough to imply to potter that you lent it to me, which will freak out potter as well
lily: perfect
regulus: also, let's put itching potions on this
lily: ooh, i have five :)
and that's how lily and regulus met/became friends
Must I have career goals? Can I not simply read fanfiction?
I need him biblically 🗣️
You’re my favorite character “i can ship you with almost anyone.”
vs.
You’re my favorite character “i can only ship you with one person/no person”
Headcanon that, if James Potter had lived, he would have been such a good father. And not just to his own kids.
Listen, I'm not exactly a fan of the pregnancy trope, but just imagine: 30 year old James Potter, hair stuck up and tied up with rubber bands, matted with sparkly glitter glue in some places, and both hands half covered in nail polish as Harry and Luna attempt to give him a makeover.
Mary and Peter are cackling, Sirius is recording every second with tears pouring down his face, and Remus is smirking as he very discreetly supplies the kids with neon pink nail polish, all while James has the biggest beaming smile on his face.
I simply do not care who you ship him with, but if you don't believe that man would have been the greatest girl dad the world had ever seen, we're gonna need to have some words.
jegulily is actually so powerful
Regulus: You wanker. Stop it. James: What did I do?! Regulus: You're doing it all wrong. You literally put gillyweed in the amortentia potion!! James:...Oh!! Hehe I totally didn't notice that. James: I-mean, why would I do it on purpose? Not like I just want to do it so I can be here with you- James: I swear it's not just cause of that. Regulus: Regulus, sighing: You're such a terrible liar. *makes another potion and puts all the ingredients* James: Did you do it?! Regulus: *smells it* Yeah, It's perfect. James: How are you so sure? REgulus: Cause it smells like y-nevermind. Can you smell it? James, nodding: Yeah it smells like— *James pauses, realising* James, wide-eyed: Fuck.