Ney

I really hate Paris of Troy https://linktr.ee/artsyney

[artsyney]

I never introduced myself on here and I don’t know for the life of me how to use tumblr

So hello! My name is Ney (or Neï) i’m 19 years old and I draw…when I’m blessed by occasional visions from the Lord while on a dissociation session.

I mostly post greek myth stuff because I’m a really big nerd on the subject but I am very versatile fandom wise!!

My favourite artists are Michaelangelo and Alphonse Muchas who I draw much inspiration from ! Along with other pieces of arts like the Prince of Egypt!

In my free time I also write books and I am knee deep in the trenches of the second draft of a fantasy series ! Which you might eventually see me post about if you’re willing to ask about it…૮ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈ෆა

(I also write Greek myth fics with a lot of cool characters pulled out of my butt so I can make them kiss my favourite niche people.)

I love drawing for people for free…so you can pretty much ask me anything in my ask box and I’ll do it gladly! (In the limits of the possibilities my hands allow, of course) but if you want to give me a little extra love I also have an artistree in my bio where you can commission me whatever ur heart desires ! (These commissions will be paying my university cookies and my school year as a whole!)

I also have an instagram in said bio where I might be a little more active !

I really hate Paris, he keeps me hostage and I have to draw him 24/7, for you little freaks enjoyment.

[starweaverblog]

Ariadne & Dionysus retelling? ✔️

Regency vibes? ✔️

Small-town second chance romance? Double ✔️

All of this lives inside my book "Το Αμπέλι της Θάλασσας" for anyone wanting to read it!

[artsyney]

Today is a good day people !!!

[cylvation-deactivated20251127]

I think I’m funnier than I am

[glossc1]

selene & endymion ‧₊˚ ⏾. ⋅

[artsyney]

Waiter waiter! Who’s the harlot that ordered an anatomy practice naked spear throwing Deiphobus sheen with sweat…oh right that’s me.

[starweaverblog]

Guys!! I have some exciting news to offer especially to my Greek viewers! My Dionysus and Ariadne retelling is finally here to purchase!

It'll be of course in Greek however if all goes well i hope it gets translated in English! I am very excited and emotional that my book is finally here !

[skopsidopsi]

Would the Iliad characters get cancelled today? Part 2

Diomedes:

- is 1,40m and still louder than the

the entire camp

- bullies humans and gods

- has also been lost for almost 10

years - noone noticed

- is probably still alive cause he

is fueled by hatred

---> Cancelled

Menelaus:

- is ginger

- male wifed so hard that he started a

war

- asked his violent brother for help

then wondered about all the violence

---> Cancelled

Deiphobos:

- is there to look pretty and thats it

- only time Hektor listened to him was

when it wasnt actually him

- "smile and wave boy" cause Homer did

not give you any lines

---> Cancelled ( poor dei tho)

Automedon:

- job title= horse guy

personality = horse guy

- thought he was lightning McQueen

- ran over Trojans and called it Mario

Kart

---> Cancelled

Nestor:

- "back in my days" every 5 seconds

- oldest man alive, saw the dinosaurs

and still gives bad advice with

confidence

- opens his mouth and its a TED talk

on how he fought a centaur in 3000

BCE

- trojan war took 10 years cause he

did not finish talking

---> Cancelled

Okay thats it for now, let me know if you want more 😚.

Ps: There are no women because women do not get cancelled and pls take everything as a joke.

[artsyney]

Aeneas…

#needthat

[starfireandthediamonds]

everything reminds me of her ( koriand’r of tamaran)

[ladysmarys]

I genuinely thought it was Kori

The hair, the sunflowers, the light resembling the sun, everything reminds of her

[artsyney]

KIKIKIII it wasn’t even intentional considering it’s a friend’s design of Aeneas!૮ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈ෆა i see it now, im guessing in another universe they share a body…

[artsyney]

Aeneas…

#needthat

A gift for my beloved @sapocipo !

[artsyney]

Silly little modern AU tutor Helen and stupid Paris because I really Have no idea of how to start a Tumblr Blog….

[buggyyyyyyyyl]

YES

YES

PRAISE YOU

[artsyney]

You betcha I have plenty more of that stupid man

[artsyney]

Deiphobus…sighs sighs sighs

[artsyney]

Don’t answer her call dude

[artsyney]

I might just be going a little too fast and throwing everything I’ve ever done from my Instagram account to here but can you blame a girl for being anxiously posting😞😞😞

[artsyney]

Silly little modern AU tutor Helen and stupid Paris because I really Have no idea of how to start a Tumblr Blog….

[artsyney]

The price of being small.

[artsyney]

This is an old drawing, paris of troy because i hate him.

[artsyney]

What should I even post this is scaaarrrryyyyyy