!!Arty!!

Hello, I’m Arthur Denton! A professional masochist and what most people call a stalker!! (OOC: KEEP ASKS SFW)

[artydenton999]

(Ran by @mellowyellow56 )

Hi everyone! It’s me, Arthur! Now, I was just walkin’ by the dentist the other day, and I saw Dr. Scrivello talkin’ to y’all! Even saw the talking plant answer a few asks, and I figured, hey, why not do it myself?

I don’t think I need that much of an introduction! Y’all have been talking about me for years, i’m sure!

Ask me anything!

[artydenton999]

ORIN HAS found me in his house and has promptly kicked me out!!

[artydenton999]

Who is kidnapping you???

…..It’s a complicated story! Just bad people who want to do bad things to me. I wouldn’t like to think about it now or else i’ll have a panic attack! :D

[artydenton999]

Kidnapped again! I don’t know how they keep findin’ me! But right now i’m hiding at Dr. Scrivello’s apartment for protection!

[artydenton999]

I got KIDNAPPED!!! But that’s alright! I’m back :D and better than ever!

[artydenton999]

Working a desk job is boring. Maybe I’ll check out that crazy plant everyone’s been talkin’ about, just for my entertainment!

[artydenton999]

It’s literally just a plant I don’t see the appeal?? Man. People on skidrow are just looking for SOMETHING to freak out over…

[artydenton999]

why are you so 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓪𝔂

I dunno! I only started noticing when I was ten that I was a little abnormal, since my ma wasn’t around (ever heard of a deadbeat mom? They exist. I would know :/) my dad supported me all the way!!

I just know he’s lookin’ down at me from heaven…he’s probably so proud of me..

Anyways, not a lotta careers require masochism though, so when it came time to choose, I just became an accountant! :) That’s how I got here.

[artydenton999]

nevermind thats worse

/silly im sure youre a great (if odd) guy

Thanks! I’ve always been considered a lil odd by my peers but I honestly don’t care. I just do what makes me happy :)

[artydenton999]

you could not fix the dentist

I don’t want to fix him. I want him to hurt me! I want this man to pull out my incisors and make me scream. I want him to— [he goes on a ten hour long rant about candy bars, masochism and dentistry.]

[artydenton999]

Working a desk job is boring. Maybe I’ll check out that crazy plant everyone’s been talkin’ about, just for my entertainment!

[artydenton999]

obsessed with your blog actually

Oh goodness! I never thought anyone would ever be obsessed with me. I thought I’d be the only one chasin’ someone around…..

….doctor is that you?

[artydenton999]

Went to the dentist today. Received sloppy toppy. Don’t know how I got here.

[maladjust3d]

Why do you hit your girlfriend? She doesn’t deserve it.

I have anger issues, that’s all. It ain’t my fault.

Audrey’s a real annoying girl too. Always talking my ear off and tellin’ me to do stuff like she’s my freakin’ wife. She’s a nice lady, but sometimes I can’t stand her! I gotta let off steam every once in a while, y’know?

I dunno. She needs to be more grateful a guy like me would even consider goin’ out with a broad like her. I’m doing her a favor.

[lithuanianking]

R.I.P Arthur Denton you would have loved 3 minute dentist asmr roleplay

[artydenton999]

I am alive and well.

[lithuanianking]

Not so sure about the well part

[artydenton999]

[lithuanianking]

R.I.P Arthur Denton you would have loved 3 minute dentist asmr roleplay

[artydenton999]

I am alive and well.

[mean-green-motherfromouterspace]

If we get a remake I want Seymour to bust it down sexual style like a quirked up white boy to rizz up Audrey

[artydenton999]

Favorite dental tool?

Oh! So hard to choose…I’d say the forceps! They just grip around that tooth and yank it right out! The crunchy noise it makes is so satisfying..and the way it feels when you’re not under amnesia..? Perfect. Dr. Scrivello has stopped using the forceps on me ever since he found out about this, though, so I’ve been going to other dentists whenever I get a craving for them.