Can you do a scenario for ushijima where his s/o is oikawa's sister and they're all having an awkward family dinner and s/o asks their 'daddy' for the salt and both ushi and the dad reach for it? I just thought this would be funny w oikawas reaction!
[Oh dear. Here we go. S/Oâs pronoun is automatically she/her unless specified otherwise!]
This is... really awkward.
She knows that things between Tooru and Waka arenât exactly chill--if the agitated look from Tooru and the cool, yet blazing gaze reciprocated by Wakatoshi are any indication on how chill they actually are--but even this is beyond awkward. Tooru keeps on switching between glaring plus hissing at Wakatoshi and sending her mildly betrayed look (No, Tooru, she wants to say, exasperatedly, I wonât break up with Wakatoshi simply because you donât want to hear him talk about Shiratorizawa. And no, Iâm not going to start chanting âyou should have gone to Shiratorizawaâ, but I am getting super tempted to do soâ).Â
Their mother is humming happily, perhaps either oblivious to this predicament or is simply very amused and willing to watch how this unfolds. Knowing how both of her children inherit their mischievousness from her, sheâs willing to bet itâs the latter. Their father is just... smiling stiffly. Glad to know thereâs another person who realizes how awkward this whole predicament is.
Still, this is getting tiring and rather chilly for a simple family dinner, simply because she finally lets her boyfriend join in in the Oikawa Special dinner. In an attempt to clear the atmosphere, she clears her throat, enjoying how Tooru and Wakatoshi twitches away from their heated gazes with each other, and says, sweetly.
âDaddy, can you pass me the salt?â
Itâs innocent enough, but gosh, sheâs stupid. Sheâs seen enough memes about this that she shouldâve already known, especially with her particular relationship with Wakatoshi but it simply passes her lips as easy as breathing, and thus, when both her father and Wakatoshi reach for the salt, both of their hands pausing and hovering over the bottle of salt, she can only throw her head back and groan over her mistake.
She tries hard to ignore the convulsing Tooru near the dining table. Sheâs just so done.










