Pass the jam because these guys are toast!

Hey, I'm Aruu! I'm 30, a grade A loser, and my hobbies include fanfiction, pokemon, yugioh, and crying about dogs! Queer AF💚💚

[reggiemess]

Cannot stand the trend of censoring any and all words that describe concepts that might make you go :( especially when the censoring is done in that quarter-assed way that's just 'did a lil scribble over a vowel so you know that I know this word describes a no-no."

I'm not even going to be vague about what sparked this. Do not fucking censor the word 'stole.' I'm at my fucking limit.

[reggiemess]

Who does this benefit. Who is made safer by this. Whose life is made better by this. Who is out there going "Wow I sure am glad I didn't have to see that word without it scribbled on a little. That really reduced the emotional impact of reading that word." Can I kill them?

[peachfromcmbyn]

The Ikea biphobia couch is the funniest thing that's ever happened. We found it gang. Nothing will ever top it in terms of being funny.

[dead-boysss]

The what???

[peachfromcmbyn]

The Ikea biphobia couch.

[dead-boysss]

???

[peachfromcmbyn]

I don't know what to tell you man.

[queermystic]

That was the exact thought process

[trainsart]

This took WAY too fucking long to make, and I blame that entirely on Procreate Dreams. Definitely a learning curve. I would’ve killed for this type of program when I was in high school, but the limitations were a mountain to overcome

Fortunately these two girls were worth the trouble. Please love my siren OC, she’s one of my favorites

[thetrainticket]

Gotta be real I’m stupid proud of this

[everythingfox]

(via)

[flipocrite]

[monstrous-femme]

as a regular donor to Gaza Soup Kitchen I get their email updates, and they said today that while they've continued to be able to expand, donations are slowing down as Gaza gets less coverage. If you have a few dollars to spare, I encourage you to send them here to continue the amazing work that Hani and his team are doing.

[aropride]

pros: it would most likely vastly improve my life in a multitude of ways

cons: might get scared

[leebrontide]

Younger people, one thing I want you to understand about Millenials is that, overall, our parents taught their daughters to aim for careers and employment, but they didn't teach their sons to keep house. This causes a whole lot of Situations.

[hellallamerican]

saw on my morning commute

[crippled-peeper]

I got this extremely snotty angry reply to one of my gardening related posts once that was to the effect of “the only people who garden are wealthy because it’s entertainment and you don’t have to survive off it” from a communist catgirl anime icon haver and I just looked at my foodstamps-funded collection of garden vegetables in the back yard and fucking screamed at the top of my lungs

[moniquill]

Fellas, is to bourgeoisie to ::checks hand:: till the soil to grow food crops?

[yeahsureidc]

[temporalreplicsimile]

🌈rice🌈

[segamascott]

[narwhalsarefalling]

just had a convo with my friend. she mentioned she doesnt like sake cause its sparkling.

“wait, sake is sparkling? what have i been drinking?” i said. because i also dont like sparkling stuff.

i look at the sake bottle ive been drinking from for fun events for the past year. its vinegar.

i’ve been drinking strawberry flavored vinegar.

[narwhalsarefalling]

in my defense:

and:

its very hard to tell for someone who only kind-of reads Japanese and just saw the component for "sake flask" (酉) and, rightfully assumed, that the bottle that said sake was probably sake.

[squirrelstone]

No no, you don’t get to hide this in the tags

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

Summary: no one involved was drinking sake.

[justiceforgedarchive]

i

[kiyomitakada]

[ID: Meme of a TV news report reading, “Quote From Man Killed: ‘You can’t kill me.’”]

[homoquartz]

[mossy-bench]

here's the image without the screenshot

[kayloulee]

i did a deep dive on the actual source and here it is!

Life Magazine, 30 November 1916, vol. 68 no. 1779, page 936. Available online here at the HathiTrust:

[partyinthemysterymachine]

sorry but this was also in the document and

[possessable]

it's good enrichment for The Character(s) when one of their friends gets possessed and they have to find some way to bring them back. great friendgroup bonding activity. especially if they have to do some exorcism bullshit and it's traumatizing for everyone involved and there's collapsing and sobbing afterward. great thing for The Character(s) to do. highly recommend.

[memeuplift]