did you fuck my mom pat maroon?

erica // twenty nine // hockey hating lesbian // nz

[monikanarnia]

[lupinescribbler]

Obsessed with how Sanji spent two episodes completely oblivious to everything that was happening, made himself at home in a creepy house in the woods, got his ass beat by a couple of animals, rage-baited the big bad, and then had a smoke break. My guy did not have the group's allotted brain cell that day, but he really did his best.

[probuccalfat]

a lot of ADHD behaviours and barriers feel like sims logic playing out in real time like i did my laundry but i had to pee and sleep so i stopped and i haven’t folded it yet except i can’t fold it yet because i need to eat but i can’t eat because the laundry basket is in front of the fridge. someone keeps queuing actions but they’re getting cancelled

[stlamb]

[redstonedust]

'being single sucks because youll be lonely' lame and untrue. 'being single sucks because a lot of groceries are portioned to make food for more than one person and you cant really take advantage of buying in bulk because it'll go bad before you use it all' this i cannot deny.

[apoemaday]

"It was not death, for I stood up"

by Emily Dickinson

It was not death, for I stood up, And all the dead lie down; It was not night, for all the bells Put out their tongues, for noon.

It was not frost, for on my flesh I felt siroccos crawl, -- Nor fire, for just my marble feet Could keep a chancel cool.

And yet it tasted like them all; The figures I have seen Set orderly, for burial, Reminded me of mine,

As if my life were shaven And fitted to a frame, And could not breathe without a key; And ‘twas like midnight, some,

When everything that ticked has stopped, And space stares, all around, Or grisly frosts, first autumn morns Repeal the beating ground.

But most like chaos -- stopless, cool, -- Without a chance or spar, Or even a report of land To justify despair.

[anchovy]

Everyone got that one friend that was a failed vessel for something greater 🤣🤣🤣

[duelpersonality]

What's the most common irreparable linguistic shift you experience from attending Hellsite U?

It fuken wimdy

I'm going to get a good grade in _____

Me, an intellectual

You're telling me a _____ fried this rice?

_____, my beloved.

Don't quote the deep magic to me, witch.

Other (add in tags)

Voting ended onJan 17

[ashes2caches]

puppy, stop it. you can’t give mommy road head right now. there’s fucking black ice.

[yellbug]

telling my cat to stop licking trash using the following bank of adventure game protagonist voice lines:

that's not for kitties

kitties can't use that

i don't think so. not for kitties, I guess.

heh... no way... that's not for kitties

huh? kitties can't use that...

kitties won't be able to use that

[depsidase]

[roycohn]

sorry to tack on but i have a folder full of these images bc i collect ones that make me laugh, MY TIME HAS COME

[senatortedcruz]

[transhuman-priestess]

@zoethesportsblog

[zoesupreme]

a few of my favorites

[zoesupreme]

a new one just dropped

[dappergamelord]

had to add a couple favs from my personal collection

[koschtism]

if you're cold, cathy's cold. let her in your window

[inacatastrophicmind]

Happy 5 years of Destiel becoming canon

[rylandsgrace]

You couldn't handle this. Mm, you'd be surprised.

Agatha All Along (2024) The 100 (2014 - 2020) House Of The Dragon (2022 - ) Killing Eve (2018 - 2022) Jennifer's Body (2009) Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997 - 2003) Black Sails (2014 - 2017) Lucifer (2016 - 2021) Once Upon a Time (2011 - 2018)

[1-800-vampires]

if no one’s got me i know the season six tara f slur deleted scene got me

[bookwyrminspiration]

I can behave normally around books

[bookwyrminspiration]

I can be trusted in bookstores and libraries and you should take me to those locations

[landoverwater]

Wahine Toa Firefighter Calendar 2026 — Breast Cancer CURE

13 Firefighters. One Cause. From the frontline to your wall - New Zealand’s first-ever women’s firefighter calendar celebrates the strength