h o l l o w

"People are so easy to read - we bleed emotions even in the way we drink our coffee. No one seems to notice though. They’re all too busy drinking their own damn coffee.”

[aryqstark-blog]

me during the week: i'm in hell i can't wait for the weekend

me during the weekend: i'm in a weird mood and i don't want to do anything and everything is terrible

[hazelpalee-deactivated20200531]

[lukeisherenow-deactivated201609]

When u and ur drunk friend tryin to get to the bathroom at the party

[justacountrygirlsworld]

This is so accurate hahaha

[archive95205-blog]

today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”

[lemonbraid-deactivated20130415]

[missmephisto]

this post had me in tears

[ghost-plot]

I was hoping the notes would be full of similar stories, but they’re not, so I’ll add my story for anyone else looking for more laughs:

I had to go to a library to pay a fee and I was practicing in the car between “I have to pay a fine” and “I have to pay a fee” and I walked in and firmly stated “I have to pee” and slapped a five dollar bill on the counter (the fee was like ten cents), and walked out. This was like three years ago and I still haven’t been back,

[greatestgoth]

My friend was driving and we were almost past our turnoff so I tried to say “quick” and “fast” at the same time and I ended up screaming “QUACK” which ended up with him judging me very hard and missing the turn

[soldieronbarnes]

Recently someone in class asked me how I was doing and I started off saying I was good but switched to I’m okay in the middle and ended up saying “I’m gay.”

Which, while kind of accurate, was not what I meant to announce to my classmate.

[spankyhole]

This Halloween I was handing out candy and a child said “trick or treat” and I smiled gave them their candy and apparently my mouth betrayed me and I said “Merry Christmas” and proceeded to sit down and look up to the sky for answers while their mother laughed at me :)))))

[succlentwitch]

I was switching between “Bye Deanna” and “Goodbye” and I ended up saying “Go Die”

[stellaathena]

Sometimes I try to say “I fucking love you” but it comes out in the wrong order and then everyone’s uncomfortable.

[magebird-old]

When I first started my coffee shop job, I was still getting used to greeting customers as they came in the door. A man walked in, and in the jumble of trying to say, “How are you doing?” and “What’s up?” I ended up demanding “What are you doing here?!”

[ledamemangociana]

something really cool happened once at the office and i started to say “i’m so amazed” but halfway through my mind changed to “that’s really amazing” and i just ended up saying “i’m really so amazing”

[umbrellabonsai-deactivated20180]

one time i was out in the woods in the spring when the birds were just beginning to come out again and i went to say “i’m so pumped for the birds” and “i’m so hyped for the birds” and instead i said “i’m so humped for birds”

[muraqiba]

Once I was walking to school and there was a guy walking his dog and the dog came to me and started sniffing me and I was in such a good mood and when I passed by his owner I wanted to say like “hello” or “good morning” or “cute dog” or something like that and I ended up looking up at him, smiling real big, and saying “thank you”. 

[thegenderfluiddruid]

I was at the convenience store and I was going to buy a drink, but i dropped my keys and the drink when I got to the register so I got caught between “my drink!” and “my keys” and ended up screaming “MY KINK.”

[meme-of-lord-deactivated2016102]

I walked up to this register,in a target. When the cashier finished checking me out she said have a good day, and i wanted to say “You have a good day” and “You too” so it came out “You have a good do do”

[briennes]

favourite female characters — Arya Stark

The man who fears losing has already lost. Fear cuts deeper than swords.

[dailydccu]

That’s what I’ve wanted to do my whole life, just act. When I was younger, I loved to entertain people. I always used to make up dance routines, do little plays. I love to perform, basically.

[blossomfully]

My greatest fear is that I am intelligent enough to know what I want but not intelligent enough to achieve it.

S.Z. (via seyfrieds)

[wnq-writers]

I have always been like a ghost; deep in love with the wrong world, deep in love with staying in places that do not welcome me. Like your heart.

B. Damani || Haunting Grounds (via wnq-writers)

[kiwimidnight]

                                                          W e ’ r e   c o n j o i n e d . 

[pleasedontcutily]

tear in my heart//twenty one pilots

[bluetranscending-deactivated201]

This makes me mad how well this fits.

[maxkirin]

It’s important for little girls to know not every story has to be a love story and for boys to know that soldiers aren’t the only ones to triumph in war.

Guillermo del Toro  (via taurielsilvan)

[undrakonan]

my fears about htgawm include:

oliver dying

annalise fucking wes

[crucefix]

zaldrīzes buzdari iksos daor. a dragon is not a slave. 

[jynandor]

[bourtange]

[gnarly]

me: *sleeps for 4 hours* tired

me: *sleeps for 8 hours* tired 

me: *sleeps for a week* tired

me: *sleeps for a month* tired 

me: *sleeps for a year* still tired

[nicholashoulty]

You get to a point where you have to start planning, when you cross that line where you have enough value to get someone’s movie made if you attach yourself to it, you have to be very thoughtful and have to plan. When you’re starting out, you’re willing to do anything.

[incorrect-harry-potter-quotes]

Dear Diary, My teen angst bullshit has a body count.

Tom Riddle, age 16, probably (via bellcrkes)