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THIS!!! IS!!! SO!!! CUTE!!!!
redjustice evil moments
i donāt ship redjustice, but this is cute in a weird way lol
Peak art by the way!
NUzi fanart again
What can I say? Theyāre cute.
Bonus:
This is the second comic in my Open World AU, where Caine and Kinger work together to make the circus more "human-friendly", including always-open personalized worlds and more bodily autonomy. Pomni and Jax discuss their newfound ability to change their clothes as they wish.
What the heck this is so good. I have been fed well today.
Uhhh more random art
Berdelle is underrated and i dont mean platonic berdelle
NUzi fanart
I found another ship to make a Pinterest board of
N fanart!
i watched a little bit of murder drones, and while it isnāt exactly my thing, i do like the characters, especially N, so I made art of him! Cutest little robot
Random art and stuff I had laying around in my docs
A few months ago I made a future PJMasks AU because my little siblings were watching the show at the time and I decided to roughly draw out what little I wrote. I know, thatās cringy. I donāt like the show, I just wanted to do this because I thought it would be fun to write a depressing AU for a kids show.
i also have a prose version of this that I can upload if requested
Hypothetical Cocoapowder
What if Chara was queen of the underground? (for some reason)
What would the Cocoapowder dynamic be like?
Well have I got just the thing for you!
[Wild East]
Cl: I think I might have someone I likeā¦
Sta: Really? Well, wouldja look at that! Youāre growing up! Who is it?
Cl: Oh! Ummmā¦sheās a human, like me, though I donāt know her name. Sheās really nice and pretty-
Cer: Wait. Clover. Did you say sheās a human?
Cl: Yes?
Cer: Cloverā¦thereās only one other human in the underground. And thatās the Queen.
Cl: What.
Sta: Wait, you didnāt know that you were talking to the QUEEN???
Cl: No?
Cer: Cloverā¦
Cl: Yeah?
Cer: You have to ask her out.
Cl: WHAAAAAAAT???? NO WAY!Ā
Sta: Yeah, you should, Clover!
Cer: You just said you like her.
Cl: Well, yeah, I do, but-
Cer: So ask her out.
Cl: WHYYYYY??????
Mar: Hey everyone! Hi Clover.Ā
Everyone: ā¦
Mar: Uhā¦.Clover, you look reallyā¦red. Are you okay?
Cer: Clover has a crush on the Queen.
Mar: Wha- Oh, ummmmā¦I mean, thatāsā¦nice? There isnāt anything bad about a little crush, is there?
Cer: Heās been talking to her for 6 months, Martlet. How did you not know this?
Mar: WHAAAAAT????
Cl: It really isnāt such a big dealā¦.can we just move onā¦.
Mar: Cloverā¦you should ask her out on a date!
Cl: MARTLET NOT YOU TOO!!
Mar: Itās the only reasonable thing to do! Humans do date, right? Iāll even help you prepare something nice!
Cl: Mnnnggā¦.fine.
Mar: Yay!
Cer: Iāll help.
Sta: Iāll help too! Say, Clover, what does she like?
Cl: Umā¦chocolate?
Mar: Okay, Iāll write that down! What else?
Cer: Whatās she like?
Cl: Ahā¦umā¦
End
(ps i guess while editing it i forgot to have clover specify how long he was talking to chara so the 6 months thing came outta nowhere sorry lol)
Love and Vengeance
I love this so much lol
Feels very in character for both of them. Also I just like Cocoapowder angst haha
UnderCapitalism part 2
here's the beginning of snowdin segment
Sans:
donāt you know how to greet a new pal?
turn around and shake my hand.
*frisk turns around and shakes his hand*
congrats. you just sealed the deal on this brand newā¦
fried snowball. only 5000 g.
what? you donāt have any gold?
well then get outta here, kid.Ā
if ya aināt got gold, businessā gonna get old.
ā¦what? you have 1 g?
where do you think you are? 1 g canāt even buy you some ketchup from grillbys.
butā¦hmā¦i sāpose i can give ya a helpful tip for that 1 g. hand it over, kiddo.
If you choose not to:
no�
the whyād ya tell me that you had it?
you think 1 g is something to flaunt?
see ya, bucko. and good luck. youāre gonna need it, heh heh.
If you do hand it over:
pleasure doinā business with ya.
my brother papyrus is a pretty tough businessman.
heās trying to get promoted to asgoreās 5th assistant.
whatās that look forā¦?
being an assistant to the big boss is a real privilege.
anyway, you might wanna go find some g to fork over.
if you donāt have anyā¦well, letās just say he wonāt be happy.
whatās gonna happen?
oh, heāll capture you and take you to asgore.
ā¦why do you look so happy?
ā¦you want to go see asgore? heh, youāre a weird one, kid.
oh, lookie there. papyrus is coming this way.
i have a human shaped lamp that you can hide behind for 10 g.
If you refuse:
Sans: Ah, right. Forgot you were broke.
Well, good luck finding a hiding spot.
Papyrus:
SAAAANS!!! HAVE YOU SUBMITTED YOUR QUARTERLY REPORT YET!?
Sans:
Relax, bro.
I got a ton of paperwork done today. A skele-ton.
Papyrus:
SANS!!
QUIT IT WITH-
WAIT!!!!
WAIT A SECOND!!!
IS THATā¦A HUMAN!?
Sans:
It may be.
Or may not be.
Who nose?
Papyrus:
SANS, I DONāT HAVE TIME FOR YOUR JOKES!!!
THEREāS A HUMAN RIGHT HERE!!!
THIS IS A BIG OPPORTUNITY! WHY ARENāT YOU TAKING IT!?
Sans:
Iām not interested in investing in this one.
Here, you can take it.
Papyrus:Ā
YOUāRE JUST HANDING IT OVER TO ME?
MAYBE YOU ARENāT AS SLOPPY AS I THOUGHTā¦
NOW, COME ALONG, HUMAN!
YOU WILL BE TAKEN TO THE CEO OF THE UNDERGROUND CORPORATION.
FOR WHAT, I DO NOT KNOW!
BUT IT MUST BE SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT IF THE CEO HIMSELF WANTS TO TALK TO YOUR KIND!
I HOPE YOU HAVE SOME G ON HAND, HUMAN, OR ELSE YOU WONāT-
ā¦WHAT?
YOU DONāT HAVE ANY G?
SAAAANS!!! WHY DIDNāT YOU GIVE THE HUMAN G?????
Sans:
They didnāt ask.
Papyrus:
HUMAN!!!!
WHY DIDNāT YOU ASK SANS FOR G!!
UGHā¦
IT DOESNāT MATTER. I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL TEACH YOU THE WAYS OF THE UNDERGROUND CORPORATION, AND OUR MAGNIFICENT CURRENCY!
PREPARE YOURSELF, HUMAN!
Sans:
Have a good trip, I guess.
If you accept:
Sans: Well, here ya go.
Hide to your heartās content.
Papyrus:
SAAAANS!!! HAVE YOU SUBMITTED YOUR QUARTERLY REPORT YET!?
UNDYNEāS COLLECTING THE REPORTS THIS QUARTER, AND YOU KNOW HOW SHE GETS IF YOU DONāT HAVE IT PREPARED!
Sans:
Relax, bro.
I got a ton of paperwork done today. A skele-ton.
Papyrus:
SANS!!
QUIT IT WITH YOUR JOKES, OR IāM REPORTING YOU TO HR!
AGAIN!
Sans:
Oh, sure.
If I got demoted, Iād be pretty bone-ly at the office.
Papyrus:
SANSā¦
Sans:
Anyways, hereās that report. Donāt lose it.
Papyrus:
IF ANYONEāS GOING TO BE LOSING ANYTHING, IT WOULD BE YOU, BROTHER.
FOR I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, SOON TO BE ASSISTANT TO THE CEO, AM DILIGENT AS DILIGENT CAN BE!!
UNLIKE YOUā¦
Sans:
Yeah, well donāt sweat it.
Oh, and tell Undyne I said hi.
Papyrus:
ALRIGHT! IāM GOING TO GO COLLECT SOME MORE QUARTERLY REPORTS AND SUBMIT THEM!
AND THEN I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL BE ONE STEP CLOSER TO BEING POPULAR AS POPULAR CAN BE!
NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!
Sans:
You can come out now.
UnderCapitalism or something
A few months ago I started on a joke script for a fake Undertale fangame about capitalism. but now that i think about it, it's more like if asgore had a monopoly on the underground.
I made some more progress on it recently because I was bored.
Here's the ruins segment.
Opening:
Long ago, two races had a monopoly over earth, HUMANS and MONSTERS.
One day, the humans decided that Asgoreās corporation wasnāt bringing in enough money.
They chased him all the way down to the underground.
And Asgore started a new corporation in the underground.
Many years laterā¦.
It was so successful that even the humans heard of it.
And sent a salesperson to convince Asgore to partner with the human corporation again.
Naming:
Frisk - Good. It is appropriate to use your real name in business dealings. However, this name may make your dealingsā¦less than easy.
Chara - The first diplomat to the underground.
Flowey dialogue:
Howdy! You got money?
Oh, sorry, I meantā¦
Howdy! Iām FLOWEY! FLOWEY the FLOWER!
And youāve just waltzed into my business! Golly, youāre rude!
What do I sell?
Dirt! I have a real nice selection here. High quality soil you wouldnāt find anywhere else in the underground!
You wanna buy some dirt?
ā¦No?
Well shame on you, youāre missing out on a good deal.
Get outta here.
Toriel:
Umā¦Hello.
You must be so lost and confused.
Are you okay?
Well good, because I thought I heard one of those dirty capitalists talking.
They hate anyone who doesnāt run a business.
Were you talking to one of them?
ā¦Well just keep your eyes out for any capitalists.Ā
The RUINS are locked up yet there are many here.
Come, Iāll guide you through here and show you some of my wares.
ā¦oh! Pardon me.
Itās aā¦habit.
Puzzle 1:
Toriel:
Before we move forward, you must understand one thing.
ā¦No, not about the capitalists.
The puzzles, silly!
You must be wary of them. They are littered throughout the underground.
Products of the capitalists.
Fortunately theyāre not all difficult to solve, so you should have no problem getting around.
Here, I will demonstrate.
*does the puzzle*
Let us move to the next room, shall we?
ā¦Why are you looking at me that way?
Puzzle 2:
Toriel:
Look, Iāve labelled the switches you must press. Easy, is it not?
If you press the wrong switch:
No no no! I even marked them for youā¦
You wonāt be able to get through the other puzzles if youāre having difficulty here, hee hee!
If you do everything correctly:
Splendid job, my child.
Those rotten capitalists donāt stand a chance against you.
ā¦What? Why am I so angry at them?
ā¦The CEOā¦Asgore. He justā¦came down from the surface one day and declared himself CEO of the entire underground corporation. And everyone ACCEPTED him!
Then, everyone suddenly became obsessed with business.
Believe me when I say that you couldnāt go a minute without slipping on a piece of important paperwork. Or a sack of goldā¦
It was unpleasant out there, really.
I would be lying if I said it wasnāt unpleasant here as well.
I was forced to open a store selling water sausages and pies in order to get some money for foodā¦
Oh, but you neednāt worry about that, my child! Ha haā¦
ā¦Please stop making that face.
Another Cocoapowder fanfic
I had an idea for a short little fun story with Chara and Clover. And also, Frisk!
Of course itās a valentineās day fanfic why wouldnāt it be
The day before Valentineās Day
F: Chara, are you going to give Clover a gift tomorrow?
Ch: Why would I do that?
F: Because itās Valentines Day tomorrow???
Ch: I donāt participate in such things.
F: Oh. Figures.
Ch: Do not tell me youāre participating.
F: Well, sure. I like giving gifts to my friends. Even ones who donāt āparticipate in such thingsā.
Ch: I expected you to be more mature, being such an important person to monsterkind.
F: Whatās THAT supposed to mean?
Ch: Good talk, Frisk.
The next day
Cl: Chara! Hey!
Ch: What.
Cl: Here, I have something for you.
Ch: A gift for me?
Cl: Yeah! Who else?
Ch: ā¦
Cl: �
Ch: Wellā¦donāt think too much of it, but I have something for you as well.
Cl: Wow, really?! But Frisk told me that you didnāt like Valentineās Day!
Ch: She told you that.
Cl: Yeah?
Ch: Wellā¦yes, I donāt. But if I were given a gift, it is only common courtesy to return the favor.
Cl: Is it?
Ch: Yes. So, here.
Cl: Dark chocolate?
Ch: Yes.
Cl: Aww, thanks Chara!
Ch: Donāt mention it. Really, donāt. Not to anyone.
Cl: Uhā¦sure! Now open my present!
Ch: Okay.
Ch: ā¦.A gun. You gave me a gun.
Cl: Yeah! I can even teach ya how to use it!
Ch: As expected from someone like you.
Cl: What? You donāt like it?
Ch: ā¦Iā¦
Cl: �
Ch: No, I do like it. Thanksā¦Clover.
Cl: Yer welcome!
F: SERIOUSLY DUDE?? A GUN??? Thatās the most romantic thing you could think of?
Cl: Well, yeah! We could be partners. UMM I MEAN PARTNERS LIKE THE COWBOYS NOT ANYTHING ELSE-
Ch: Frisk?! You were in the bushes?
F: Ohā¦hehehā¦yeah. Sorry. I just wanted to give Clover some advice.
Ch: About what?
F: ā¦
F: You two are hopeless.
Ch: What????
Cl: Sorryā¦Iāll get her the chocolate next timeā¦
Iām working on multiple Cocoapowder fanfics but hereās just one from my take on the Undertale adult AU
15 years after the true pacifist ending
Clover is a deputy
Frisk is an archeologist
Chara is Friskās roommate who doesnāt have a job currently.
Charaās hobbies are gardening and hanging out with Flowey occasionally.
Fr: *rushing past Chara*
Ch: Frisk, youāre 23. You should really stop-
Fr: Gotta go, bye!
Ch: *sigh*
*knock knock*
Ch: Clover? What are you doing here? Arenāt you on the job?
Cl: Wellā¦uhā¦I had someone else take over for a bit.
Ch: Huh. You didnāt go through all that trouble just to come see me, did you?
Cl: um⦠Yes?
Ch: Well, what do you want?
Cl: Oh! Wellā¦erā¦I was thinkinā...We could go somewhereā¦maybe the dinerā¦andā¦yāknowā¦grab some food?
Ch: Just say youāre asking me out on a date.
Cl: UH WELL UH I wouldnāt exactly sayā¦well, I would, but not so-
Ch: Let me get my coat, and we can go. I donāt have anything better to do.
Cl: Ha ha, and youāre usually the one whoād be the one to say āDonāt you have anything better to do?ā.
Ch: ā¦yes, well, I think itās better to be practical and to not wait around.
Cl: Uh, well I- I didnāt mean it as an insult or anythinā, I was just sayin-
Ch: I didnāt even take it as an insult.
Cl: OH! Well, Iām glad you werenāt uh-Ā
Ch: Your stammering is irritating me. Letās go before I change my mind.
Cl: Ahahaha, yeah.
At the dinerā¦
Cl: Whaddya want? Iāll pay for it.
Ch: Chocolate.
Cl: I donāt think they serve that, ha ha.
Ch: Evidently. I suppose Iāll get hot chocolate, then.
Cl: Is that it?
Ch: yes.
Cl: Are ya sure? You should eat more than thatā¦
Ch: Iām fine with just hot chocolate.
Cl: ā¦
QC: What can I get you two today?
Cl: One hot chocolate andā¦some fries, please.
QC: Alright. Itāll be right out.
Ch: You should be the one to eat more. Being a deputy and all.
Cl: Nah, Iām fine.
Ch: Hm. Okay.
Cl: ā¦
Ch: ā¦
Cl: SOOOoooā¦.howāsā¦Flowey?
Ch: Heāsā¦
Cl: ā¦Would you rather not talk about him?
Ch: No, itās okayā¦I just donāt think thereās anything of note about him that I can talk about.
Cl: Chara, thatās so mean!
Ch: Ha ha.Ā
Ch: ā¦Was he nice to you during your time in the underground?
Cl: Yes. He was really helpful, but sometimes heā¦felt kinda threatening.
Ch: Hm. Well, considering how he was before the underground was liberated, Iād say you got the nicer version of him.
Cl: Heās nicer now, isnāt he?
Ch: I suppose. Maybe itās because he knows Iām alive. Honestly, I still canāt believe heās really Asriel.
Cl: Asriel was a lot nicer, huh?
Ch: He wasā¦but Iā¦
Ch: ā¦I would rather not get into that.
Cl: Oh, thatās okay! We can talk about something else.
QC: Here you are.
Cl: Oh! Thank you.
Cl: ā¦
Ch: ā¦Why are you looking at me like that?
Cl: Are you sure you donāt want any?
Ch: Iām sure.
Cl: Well, if you say so.
Ch: Howās your deputy job going?
Cl: Oh! Uuuuhhhhh
Ch: Youā¦arenāt playing around all day, are you?
Cl: Mmmmmaybeā¦
Ch: I knew it. That badge is just for show, huh.
Cl: Hey, itās not my fault thereās no crime!
Ch: A low crime rate is a good thing, yes. But there has to be someā¦paperwork, or something that you have to do. I cannot honestly believe a respectable deputy like yourself would spend the day playing around with his co-workers.
Cl: Nope, not one. Wait, did you just call me respectable!?
Ch: Yes.
Cl: Wow, never thought Iād hear a compliment from you!
Ch: It was a factual statement.
Cl: Uh huh.
Cl: ā¦
Ch: ā¦
Cl: Here, you can have some too!
Ch: I said I didnāt want any.
Cl: But you were staring at them.
Ch: Iā¦*sigh*. Fine.
Cl: You should be less grumpy all the time! I like you better when you smile!
Ch: ā¦ā¦ā¦
Cl: Hey, whyāre you so red? Are you sick?
Ch: N-no. Iām perfectly fine.
Fr: Hey, Chara, Clover!Ā
Ch: Frisk? I thought you were at the mountain.
Fr: I was, but I came here so I could show you THIS! Look, itās an artifact from the Ruins!
Ch: How exciting.
Cl: Ooh! Let me see!
END