forget it

kiara ; cishet she/her 📷🎤🎧

[generic-art]

Vintage Girl Scouts of America ‘Brownie’ pocket knife

[mysteryho1238138798223789-deact]

We need to go back to giving little girls knives

[unnff]

this is my motto 

[annabellioncourt]

the girl scouts are not here to fuck around and never have been.

[amusementforme]

[thepigeongazette]

*hysterical fanning intensifies*

[pr1nceshawn]

[cheshirecodeless]

…But why do you need an object to go to the bathroom? Does it unlock the magic bathroom door?

[jumpingjacktrash]

a hall pass is a thing you can show to school staff to prove you’re wandering the halls with your teacher’s permission, not skipping class. once upon a time it was a piece of paper, but people kept losing those, so around the time i was in high school, teachers started taping the school-issued cardstock hall pass to things like blocks of wood, plastic flowers, and plush toys, to make them harder to lose.

apparently it wasn’t enough.

[bushy-haired-know-it-all]

Also people would steal them so they could have a get out of jail free card if they got caught skipping class.

It’s a little bit easier to find a stolen giant pencil than it is to find a stolen hall pass

[daemonmatthias]

This is eaxctly why hall passes have gotten so extreme.

[helloitsbees]

this is fucking surreal and only adds more weight to my theory that the american public school system is (barely) held together by a dark and arcane magic

[cherie-creme-deactivated2020012]

Also a fact

[royalarmyofoz]

gabriel lost then won twice

[thighetician]

I kind of want to watch this episode now

[wondrousworld]

So my roommate (girl) bought this vodka?? and me (guy) and my other roommate (guy) poured a glass and have just been staring at it for a good 10 minutes idk what is this glitter fuckery I don’t wanna drink it

[pinknegg]

I (guy) am curious why your genders are relevant

[dialupmodem-deactivated20250702]

i (big baller) am wondering if anyone here smokes weed (narcotic)

[ruinedchildhood]

[fiightingdreamers]

this thread is the absolute holy grail of repeated self owns

[astrodickology]

This thread is making me wet

[weirdlight]

[tanookitoes]

“I voted for a guy who wants to take rights away from people I love and got backlash for it :(”

[tchaikovsgay]

“I voted for a Vice President who caused an AIDS outbreak as governor of Indiana while also supporting conversion therapy and other anti-LGBT legislation and now my gay son won’t talk to me :-(”

[existinmyhead]

[thursday]

[gutterviking]

Forth wall reinforced by Kermit The Frog

[gaytotodile]

This is an actual tweet by dennys

[bob-belcher]

IF I HAD TO SEE THIS, SO DO YALL

[falconpunchyourmom]

[tapewurmy]

@jupitersaurus

[jupitersaurus-deactivated201807]

GOODBYE

[lightly-salted-lays]

I hope everyone has a great day except for the individual that made this post, and the others that have added additional comments to it.

[thelovelybones124-deactivated20]

😭😭

[anjieluvs-deactivated20221031]

Is it everything y'all must ruin hmm? Serious question

[ruinedchildhood]

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

[bellaxiao]

Mad talent 😫

Her Twitter: ohsocerena

Her IG:  ohsocerena

[randomweas]

[uomodelgiappone-deactivated2017]

reblog per il sociale

[rhube]

OH MY GOD. ACTUALLY USEFUL LIFEHACKS. I HAVE MISSED YOU.

[shmorlock]

Don’t test Circle.

[fruitsoftheweb]

“Trajectories for a 540 leap“

[thedisappointmentbag]

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[raccoonfootproductions]

Proper punctuation is everything, people.

[armedandgayngerous]

you: nut me, an intellectual: boy syrup