Asari Hardware

Yo. Name's Jana. I make things go Boom. Also, fuck your laggy server.

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Dudleya (by [email protected])

[asarigamer-blog]

My name’s Jana—but chubs is fine. /she shrugs, smiling/

What about you?

[bioticboomer]

Oh, good. That’s settled then. Chubs it is. I hope you don’t let just anyone call you that…

You can just call me Boomer. Everyone else does.

[asarigamer-blog]

No. Everyone else calls me Jana. I like Chubs though. It's cute.

Boomer? Okay. Wonder why they call you that. /grins/

[asarigamer-blog]

…Really? Don’t get out much then, huh?

It’s a pretty common greeting.

[bioticboomer]

What? /eyes narrow/ I get out plenty. Speak for yourself, chubby.

Well, sure. I just wasn’t expecting it, okay?

[asarigamer-blog]

I am perfectly content with my chub. /she pats her belly/ More of me to love.

Right.

[bioticboomer]

/laughs/ Right, okay. Well regardless, I get out fine.

So do you have a name or are you cool with me calling you chubs? Hah.

[asarigamer-blog]

My name's Jana--but chubs is fine. /she shrugs, smiling/

What about you?

[asarigamer-blog]

…Really? Don’t get out much then, huh?

It’s a pretty common greeting.

[bioticboomer]

What? /eyes narrow/ I get out plenty. Speak for yourself, chubby.

Well, sure. I just wasn’t expecting it, okay?

[asarigamer-blog]

I am perfectly content with my chub. /she pats her belly/ More of me to love.

Right.

[asarigamer-blog]

bioticboomer started following you

Hey.

[bioticboomer]

…hey? /raises brow/

[asarigamer-blog]

…Yeah, you know. Hello, what’s up? /mimics her actions, equally confused/

[bioticboomer]

I know what ‘hey’ means, lady. I’ve just never met anyone else who introduced themselves like that.

I thought I was the only one.

[asarigamer-blog]

...Really? Don't get out much then, huh?

It's a pretty common greeting.

[asarigamer-blog]

bioticboomer started following you

Hey.

[bioticboomer]

…hey? /raises brow/

[asarigamer-blog]

...Yeah, you know. Hello, what's up? /mimics her actions, equally confused/

[asarigamer-blog]

Got some new boots--should've made sure I knew where the fire was going after that last stunt.

Oh well. They look hot on me.

[asarigamer-blog]

bioticboomer started following you

Hey.