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depsidase

shoujo-dreamland

gayfranzkafka

Before you post, THINK! Does it follow the Hays Code?

alienpapacy

Weird how “masturbating and falling asleep in the late afternoon” isn’t regarded as a cherished summertime tradition

alienpapacy

Whoever lives like this….. we live in such different worlds that i don’t even want to know you

alienpapacy

every sunday afternoon this gets like 4,000 additional notes

toskarin

one time I got in a twitter argument I didn't really have any investment in so I drew an mspaint doodle of myself as christ on the cross and for some reason that didn't deescalate the argument

toskarin

just shoot me instead actually

grimeclown

Every time I rewatch breaking bad I’m completely STUNNED by how fast Walt resorts to cooking meth to pay his medical bills. He doesn’t try literally anything else before resorting to meth. He finds out he has cancer and then immediately contacts the first meth dealer he can find and is like “let’s be partners.” Like I cannot emphasize enough that cooking meth was Walter White’s FIRST resort, not his last. His old college friends even offer him an executive position at an immensely successful business he helped found so the health insurance would cover most of it and his pay would more than cover the rest, and he turns it down because he doesn’t want “handouts.” The story of breaking bad is about Walters descent into immorality and depravity but he really fucking hurtles off the diving board at the first chance he got and ignored the people throwing him life preserves.

n0thingiscool

This is why I don't watch mainstream television. The whole pre, pro, and post production crew all knew they were profiting off of glorifying meth usage to millions of impressionable viewers and they did it with glee.

grimeclown

This is so funny. You thought Breaking Bad was about how doing meth is cool?

wotsukai

are you implying big meth funded Breaking Bad?

murdercore-powerfuneral-deactiv

We know that Facebook is brainscorching your parents and tiktok is brainscorching your cousins, but some of you refuse to admit that you got your brain scorched here. However unlike those sites there isn't an algorithm here you just make bad choices.

thyrell

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thyrell

“omg im so happy for you guys! can i see the wedding pics?” “yea sure check this out”

gigglesister

love how many posts there are on here like “i love slutty gay sex and being a horny and rejecting of the idea of gay people being sexual being seen as inherently weird. also i hate literally anything vaguely weird im normal im sm better than the rest of you cause im normal”

gigglesister

a sex club w hot drinks and sandwiches is still a sex club. its fucking stupid to attempt to say that you want a gay sex club thats also completely free of anything thats deemed to be a kink

drowninginfelines

you-idiots

unsocialized gods

mysharona1987

thyrell

tumblr will always be a better website than twitter because you can only retweet a tweet once, whereas on this website if i really like a post i can make my followers scroll past it twelve times in a row

my-privatemind

@cum-padre

#it’s you

retroactivebakeries

dude idk if you made up penniless friendless alone but i want that tattooed with the article on me that’s fucking hilarious

"Penniless, friendless, alone" owes its origins to a set of Mario Party house rules I played with in college. They are as follows:

One player must play Luigi.

Luigi must die penniless, friendless, and alone.

At the end of the game, if Luigi has any stars or coins, he wins. Otherwise, all other players win.

karrakazz

why luigi

retroactivebakeries

because he has been chosen to suffer

msburgundy-but-worser-deactivat

mythbusters was so good because it wasn't a killjoy show. they didn't just say "see, it doesn't work" and leave it there

whenever they find that the stunt doesn't work as portrayed in the movie, they immediately ask "what would it take to make this happen?"

disclaymore-deactivated20230920

“we know it takes this amount of explosives to work, but what if we doubled it anyway?”

oldschoolvillageidiot

Some myths I'll always remember:

* Are elephants scared of mice? (They only did that because they were in Africa and had access to elephants.)

* Will a bull run amok in a china shop?

* Is it better to run zig-zag or straight when chased by an alligator?

I love these because NONE of them turned out the way they expected. They went into all three with pre-conceived ideas of how it would go, and each time they "failed." Elephants WILL cower from mice. A bull moves very gingerly through a china shop. It doesn't matter how you run because ALLIGATORS WON'T CHASE YOU.

And each time, they reacted with just... pure glee. "Holy shit, we were wrong! Oh my god! This is great! We were so wrong!"

And that, to me, is what science is. Being excited about being wrong because either way it's information.