Biotic Grenades!

Boomer here. And before you ask, no, that's not my real name, and no, I won't give it to you. I'll throw you a bone, though. The way to my heart is through grenades and gun-talk. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Boomer is an undercover asari vanguard commando under Aria's tutelage and is closer to an acolyte than a henchman. Loyal to Aria for personal reasons, Boomer is often deported for high-risk missions that require big explosions or heavy enemy casualties. Boomer's methods are less than subtle, but she knows how to keep attention away from her boss by whatever means necessary. RPer's Note: The icon is not indicative of what Boomer actually looks like. It's just a temporary face until I get things sorted out with commissions. Art by arr0y@deviantArt.

[bioticboomer]

So you can't hold a star in your hand Though at least you can hold on to another plan Rusted wheel, planted still 

[therachniqueen-blog]

bioticboomer replied to your post: All remains harmonious within the symphony. How…

Long time no talk, Rachni Queen. Or, er, sing. Long time no sing?

However you prefer. We comprehend your meaning.

[bioticboomer]

Of course. Are the rachni are doing all right, wherever you guys are?

[bioticboomer]

IF YOU'VE GOT AN EXTRA GRENADES I WOULD LIKE TO BORROW THEM THANKS.

What? What the hell for? Don't tell me it's for Fluffy.

You can't just borrow grenades.

[bioticboomer]

A correspondence || Khalisah

To: Some Lady Reporter

Subject: You’d better open this or you’ll regret it.

The asari who’s apparently everyone’s favourite queen bitch on the Citadel gave me your information. Said she had a job but to ask you for the details. Where’s a good place to meet?

- A to-be acquaintance

[khalisah-bint-sinan-al-jila-blog]

To: Stranger Bitch Mercenary

Subject: Re: You’d better open this or you’ll regret it.

Ah. I was wondering when you’d make contact with me. I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised your boss took her time. I got the message. I know who’s in charge.

There’s an office building not far from the ISIS HQ. We can meet there. We won’t be noticed. Believe it or not, I don’t do this often, but common sense tells me I think you might like to get eyes on the place.

Be early.

- An intrepid reporter

[bioticboomer]

To: Some Lady Reporter…With A Bite

Subject: re: Re: You’d better open this or you’ll regret it.

Well, lady, I’m putting my ass on the line for you (okay, fine, for the credits), so new to this or not, you’d better have something good up your sleeve.

I’ll be there. Early.

- Just Another Bitchy Merc

P.S. Boss told me not to say this since she said it’d just stroke your raging ego, but it kind of needs to be said: Don’t worry about looking for me if there’s a crowd. I know what you look like.

[bioticboomer]

A correspondence || Khalisah

To: Some Lady Reporter

Subject: You’d better open this or you’ll regret it.

The asari who’s apparently everyone’s favourite queen bitch on the Citadel gave me your information. Said she had a job but to ask you for the details. Where’s a good place to meet?

- A to-be acquaintance

[asarigamer-blog]

My name’s Jana—but chubs is fine. /she shrugs, smiling/

What about you?

[bioticboomer]

Oh, good. That’s settled then. Chubs it is. I hope you don’t let just anyone call you that…

You can just call me Boomer. Everyone else does.

[asarigamer-blog]

No. Everyone else calls me Jana. I like Chubs though. It’s cute.

Boomer? Okay. Wonder why they call you that. /grins/

[bioticboomer]

If you can guess it right on the first try, I'll give you a hundred credits. /smirk/

[asarigamer-blog]

…Really? Don’t get out much then, huh?

It’s a pretty common greeting.

[bioticboomer]

What? /eyes narrow/ I get out plenty. Speak for yourself, chubby.

Well, sure. I just wasn’t expecting it, okay?

[asarigamer-blog]

I am perfectly content with my chub. /she pats her belly/ More of me to love.

Right.

[bioticboomer]

/laughs/ Right, okay. Well regardless, I get out fine.

So do you have a name or are you cool with me calling you chubs? Hah.

[asarigamer-blog]

My name’s Jana—but chubs is fine. /she shrugs, smiling/

What about you?

[bioticboomer]

Oh, good. That's settled then. Chubs it is. I hope you don't let just anyone call you that...

You can just call me Boomer. Everyone else does.

[asarigamer-blog]

…Really? Don’t get out much then, huh?

It’s a pretty common greeting.

[bioticboomer]

What? /eyes narrow/ I get out plenty. Speak for yourself, chubby.

Well, sure. I just wasn’t expecting it, okay?

[asarigamer-blog]

I am perfectly content with my chub. /she pats her belly/ More of me to love.

Right.

[bioticboomer]

/laughs/ Right, okay. Well regardless, I get out fine.

So do you have a name or are you cool with me calling you chubs? Hah.

[asarigamer-blog]

bioticboomer started following you

Hey.

[bioticboomer]

…hey? /raises brow/

[asarigamer-blog]

…Yeah, you know. Hello, what’s up? /mimics her actions, equally confused/

[bioticboomer]

I know what ‘hey’ means, lady. I’ve just never met anyone else who introduced themselves like that.

I thought I was the only one.

[asarigamer-blog]

…Really? Don’t get out much then, huh?

It’s a pretty common greeting.

[bioticboomer]

What? /eyes narrow/ I get out plenty. Speak for yourself, chubby.

Well, sure. I just wasn't expecting it, okay?

[asarigamer-blog]

bioticboomer started following you

Hey.

[bioticboomer]

…hey? /raises brow/

[asarigamer-blog]

…Yeah, you know. Hello, what’s up? /mimics her actions, equally confused/

[bioticboomer]

I know what 'hey' means, lady. I've just never met anyone else who introduced themselves like that.

I thought I was the only one.

[bioticboomer]

Well isn't this nice.

[bioticboomer]

…are you actually?

Sorry.

[laenatesia-deactivated20130706]

Relax, I’m not offended at all, dear sister. 

Besides, kissing is a lot more mild than most of the other work Aria needs me to do.

[bioticboomer]

I guess that's true. 

But you know, if you don't like the work she's giving, I'm sure she could work out something else for you to do.

[bioticboomer]

yahgsoggoth started following you

...the hell is this?

[asarigamer-blog]

bioticboomer started following you

Hey.

[bioticboomer]

...hey? /raises brow/

[bioticboomer]

Well isn't this nice.

I log on for the first time in weeks and the first thing I see is people ordering Laena to kiss a bunch of people.

Really, guys. You don’t need to order her around for that.

[laenatesia-deactivated20130706]

I feel like I should feel offended about this?

[bioticboomer]

...are you actually?

Sorry.

[bioticboomer]

Well isn't this nice.

I log on for the first time in weeks and the first thing I see is people ordering Laena to kiss a bunch of people.

Really, guys. You don't need to order her around for that.

[therachniqueen-blog]

bioticboomer replied to your post:It puzzles us why this ‘Citadel’ of yours is so…

You should see Omega. For a place where there are shootings happening left and right, it’s surprisingly overcrowded.

This instrument recalls Omega Station. To her knowledge, it has a population of eight million. This is a more adequate and efficient use of space, more closely resembling our symphonies and the colonies of our mothers. However, the colours of this echo sing only of discord; a clashing cacophony of chaos.

We question why this is so. 

[bioticboomer]

/shrugs/ I have no idea.

I guess the Terminus just…runs differently from the rest of the galaxy. Omega’s the hub of the Terminus, so it especially shows there. There is no government on Omega. The law is selfishness and the rule is not to fuck around with the wrong people. Everyone’s looking out to make a quick credit or lay and they don’t care what they have to do to get it.

It doesn’t matter, anyway. I’d rather deal with people over there who are upfront about how corrupt they are than the two-faced people in here. At least on Omega, you know what kind of shit you’re getting yourself into.

[therachniqueen-blog]

Such chaos and discord. It perplexes us that any entity is capable of surviving in this state. Selfishness. Single-mindedness. A lamentable existence. We pity them. Their loneliness. Their deafness. Their senses diminished.

Intriguing. We comprehend your preference. Duplicity is a colour virtually unknown to us. Our musics render deception and double-meanings a near impossibility. To lie, to conceal, to play with the melodies and hide secondary intentions beneath the song - these are the colours of your spaces. They are not shared among our symphony. It is a fact of your composition; your mode of expression. Even when you sing plainly, you do not. It is alien to us.

[bioticboomer]

You can't lie to each other? Well, damn.

That makes everything so much easier.

Can't imagine never arguing with the people I'm with. /sighs/ If only.

[bioticboomer]

Now that I'm finished with a few...projects of mine...

What's happening tonight?