The Great Mind

"Ascend with Gorb!"

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borg

grob

orbg

gobr

gob

rogb

ogrb

Gorb

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*eats gorb in front of gorb while gorb watches from THE chair*

Gorb is watching. Gorb Gorb Gorb. Gorb Gorb Gorb Gorb grob... Grob...

No

Gorb wants to try eating Gorb

gorb hungry

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I love eating gorb! (Raisin and nut kind)

goorb

Gorb is not rasin, Gorb is Gorb

Gorb is not nut, Gorb is Gorb

I am Gorb!

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Gob

Wait no

Grob, Yes

Go r b

Hm...

Hmmmmm...

HMMMMMMM...

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Gob

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Some bug throws a hot coffee at him

*Said bug now looked like a porcupine from Gorb's needles.*

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Do you know this guy?

i am grob

Gork

oGrk

rGok

kGor

Gorb?

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you would love tears of the kingdom

AsCeEeNnNDDDd!!!

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I am Gor b

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Wouldst thou want to ascend? What is ascension? Yes, only the great mind Gorb would know.

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Goooorrrrbbbb! I am! Yes Gorb is yes gooorb. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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...gorb are you okay???

No! I am Gorb!

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btw you might not wanna descend too far. you might fall into the void

Gorb would never descend! Descension is a no no.

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gorb... descending??? impossible... it can't be!!!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ASCEND!!!!!!

Im just feeling different vibes today, I don't know.

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Hiya everyone! Who is willing do descend with me? I've been kinda bored not gonna lie. If thou wouldst desire to partake in this wonderful act, I shall inform thou of the secret of Pharloomblr's biggest mysteries.

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[Steals your vowels and runs away.]

[You are now Grb, the grt mnd. All shall scnd wth Grb.]

n! Mn vwls! Cnt scnd wtht vwls...

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There are socks in your inbox!

The sock anon

I am Gorb! Gorb shall ascend thy sock!

*Gorb ascends the sock, it vanishes in a collection of dream essence.*