Razors of the Static King

WHAT IS THIS "BOOp".

I'm getting s-s-s-SCARED !!!!

tape-annon

It's a humorous game to play with friends!!!

We boop you and you boop us!!! <°D

It's a fun way to point out we see you to exist! ( |^)

Ahhhaha!!! I see now !! BUT ITS STILL SCAARY

Don’t be scared! You have much more to be scared by! Like the eternal waiting for your turn in the teeth of a space alligator god! Yippee!

Hi guys

tape-annon

HI! <°D

How have you been?! <°D

Moderately okay

Oh, he’s back? I just got back from an adventure too.

#Hey guys come get ye new update pspsps

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[[Expect Event 1 to release sometime this week/weekend.]]

#ascended cohost #woah cohost lore #radiation cohost

Hey guys if I spontaneously disappeared to find the power of friendship in like six and a half months what would you do :3

No clue.

*She was still, decisively not normal.*

Oh damn dope new look

I know, right? Odd question, if I were to disappear in a search for a lost king, what would you do?

Idk wait for you to come back and hope nothing bad happens

Okay, cool. I think I’ll see you in one or two months.

Hey guys if I spontaneously disappeared to find the power of friendship in like six and a half months what would you do :3

No clue.

*She was still, decisively not normal.*

Oh damn dope new look

I know, right? Odd question, if I were to disappear in a search for a lost king, what would you do?

Hey guys if I spontaneously disappeared to find the power of friendship in like six and a half months what would you do :3

#Woah cohost lore #Minor lore #woah lore

No clue.

*She was still, decisively not normal.*

lucidicer

i'm seeing people losing hope for palestine i'm begging you seriously please don't. the death toll is high but there are still people alive, there are still journalists risking everything to make sure the world sees what is happening. please continue protesting if you have the option to, keep demanding for a ceasefire and keep talking about palestinians both alive and dead. you have to keep going until the very end or else you really did fail them.

bundibird

Reminder that before all this, the population of Gaza was approximately 2,300,000. The current death toll is around 15,500 - possibly as many as 20,000. That's horrific, yes. But that means that there are still at least 2,280,000 gazans alive and kicking. There are 2.28 million people who would benefit from a permanent ceasefire; for an end to Israeli hostility; for increased aid and reliable access to food and water. There are still 2.28 million people that Israel has not managed to kill.

So keep making noise. Do whatever you can to help those 2.28 million living people, and to remember and honour the 15,000-20,000 lives that have been taken. Giving up on Gaza helps no one but Israel.

I know I said no writing during NOTN, but it doesn’t start til 9:00 tomorrow. I have time to do a little cohost lore.

Premonitions, perhaps?

So, what do you guys think of the fit? I personally think it looks great on me. Really encapsulates what’s going on. Gonna bring a king back and it’ll be great.

*The Ascended seems to be leaning into the ideology of the Static King.*

#woah cohost lore #ascended cohost

Cohomies quotes that never happened 1

Antiscience: You… you said I could trust you!! Antiscience: You said you were a GAMER!!! Froggy: Antiscience… I only play mobile games. Antiscience: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

You. You like me, right?

-inhabitant of ascended cohost

YES. Also I couldn’t find your room take this.

*AS threw a friendship bracelet at ascendeds face. It was yellow and black striped*

Thank you. Glad to see I can at least affirm that people like me.

Yes!!! I like you a lot!!! You’re my friend!!!

… Friend?

*The inhabitant began sobbing.*

Yeah!!! I’m friends with all the cohomies!!

*AS grabbed the inhabitants paw softly, sliding the bracelet onto their wrist.*

I have a question though.

Go nuts!!! :D

Why did they kill me if they liked me?

What do you mean?? Who hurt you??

Do I even know you? Did I?

I’m anti science, you know me!! I made you grilled cheese :(

I don’t think I was here for that.

Oh!! You’re new!! Well hi, I’m anti science and I use he/they!! Nice to meetcha

I don’t even know why I’m in this body, but I can’t leave. The name’s Bones. I was fighting a monster, chased by it, and last I know there was an actual flash of light that I wasn’t hallucinating.

Hm!! Well I think you’re in the body of one of my friends, ascended, but either way are you okay?? I could get you something so you could be more comfy

Some pillows would be nice.

You. You like me, right?

-inhabitant of ascended cohost

YES. Also I couldn’t find your room take this.

*AS threw a friendship bracelet at ascendeds face. It was yellow and black striped*

Thank you. Glad to see I can at least affirm that people like me.

Yes!!! I like you a lot!!! You’re my friend!!!

… Friend?

*The inhabitant began sobbing.*

Yeah!!! I’m friends with all the cohomies!!

*AS grabbed the inhabitants paw softly, sliding the bracelet onto their wrist.*

I have a question though.

Go nuts!!! :D

Why did they kill me if they liked me?

What do you mean?? Who hurt you??

Do I even know you? Did I?

I’m anti science, you know me!! I made you grilled cheese :(

I don’t think I was here for that.

Oh!! You’re new!! Well hi, I’m anti science and I use he/they!! Nice to meetcha

You. You like me, right?

-inhabitant of ascended cohost

YES. Also I couldn’t find your room take this.

*AS threw a friendship bracelet at ascendeds face. It was yellow and black striped*

Thank you. Glad to see I can at least affirm that people like me.

Yes!!! I like you a lot!!! You’re my friend!!!

… Friend?

*The inhabitant began sobbing.*

Yeah!!! I’m friends with all the cohomies!!

*AS grabbed the inhabitants paw softly, sliding the bracelet onto their wrist.*

I have a question though.

Go nuts!!! :D

Why did they kill me if they liked me?

What do you mean?? Who hurt you??

Do I even know you? Did I?

I’m anti science, you know me!! I made you grilled cheese :(

I don’t think I was here for that.

You. You like me, right?

-inhabitant of ascended cohost

YES. Also I couldn’t find your room take this.

*AS threw a friendship bracelet at ascendeds face. It was yellow and black striped*

Thank you. Glad to see I can at least affirm that people like me.

Yes!!! I like you a lot!!! You’re my friend!!!

… Friend?

*The inhabitant began sobbing.*

Yeah!!! I’m friends with all the cohomies!!

*AS grabbed the inhabitants paw softly, sliding the bracelet onto their wrist.*

I have a question though.

Go nuts!!! :D

Why did they kill me if they liked me?

What do you mean?? Who hurt you??

Do I even know you? Did I?

You. You like me, right?

-inhabitant of ascended cohost

YES. Also I couldn’t find your room take this.

*AS threw a friendship bracelet at ascendeds face. It was yellow and black striped*

Thank you. Glad to see I can at least affirm that people like me.

Yes!!! I like you a lot!!! You’re my friend!!!

… Friend?

*The inhabitant began sobbing.*

Yeah!!! I’m friends with all the cohomies!!

*AS grabbed the inhabitants paw softly, sliding the bracelet onto their wrist.*

I have a question though.

Go nuts!!! :D

Why did they kill me if they liked me?

You. You like me, right?

-inhabitant of ascended cohost

YES. Also I couldn’t find your room take this.

*AS threw a friendship bracelet at ascendeds face. It was yellow and black striped*

Thank you. Glad to see I can at least affirm that people like me.

Yes!!! I like you a lot!!! You’re my friend!!!

… Friend?

*The inhabitant began sobbing.*

Yeah!!! I’m friends with all the cohomies!!

*AS grabbed the inhabitants paw softly, sliding the bracelet onto their wrist.*