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-ascended cohost
YAY!?!?!!!!
Thanks for the mrrp
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Thanks for the mrrp
Recorded Footage 001 - The Ascension
Transcripts recorded belong to Greyout Industries, Year 007 of operations.
Begin Transcript.
NF: Look at this, a pile of glowing shards. I have no clue where they’re from, considering I got a different one than I was planning for, but they seem like they carry much more of an energy nobody expects.
???: And where did you find this?
NF: Oh, well I found it in a meteor deposit that has since then been depleted of resources by other labs.
???: We’ll take note of that. Thank you for cooperating, Mx. Face. If any lies are found, we have the right to swarm and destroy this laboratory and remove all funding from the projects.
NF: I don’t think you’ll find any trouble with me. Have a nice day.
*A door opens, then shuts. 23.4 seconds later, Exit A had been opened to let the unknown figures out.*
NF: I can’t just tell them where this radiation came from. I mean, I don’t want to let them shut down the operations, I have so much left to do, to create.
GE: Well, you know what happened to me, right? When you gave me all I needed?
NF: I know, but it’s just not okay for me to become a beast like you…
GE: Look. You can either have me and your Leaf Beasts killed, or you can consume some radiation and fight those [Redacted] Inspectors to the death. Maul them, even. You’d be unstoppable. You have to hide most of my form behind these walls.
NF: It’s a huge burden though, to kill the people who you once worked with so well. I’m not sure if I really want to do anything.
GE: You can either accept that this is your only escape now, or you can let all you’ve done die, and get imprisoned for life. Take your [Redacted] pick.
NF: If you truly insist on having me do it, my dear subject, then I must.
*NF grabs three shards with their mechanical claws, each glowing with a bright teal to green color. They don’t look as their odd jaw opens up, and consuming it.*
GE: The difference is coming. Just feel what is in your veins now, and try to channel it into new limbs, spiraling into more and more branches.
*NF’s form grows 10 new eyes, all open, their original eyes opening and becoming a vibrant yellow color. Green dots appear under the two main eyes. As well, they grow an entire new body, their original body becoming their head. They look almost like an eldritch dog, with two pairs of wings covered with yellow eyes.*
NF: Why do I look like this? What has this done to me?
GE: It’s a much more… odd variant you bought. You bought Queenstone, the same irradiated shards used for the ascension of manmade gods like [Static] and [Static].
NF: I noticed that when giving it to you. I feel knowledge coming to my head, more remembering than I’ve ever done.
The camera’s view turned into yellow and black static soon after.
[[Expect Event 1 to release sometime this week/weekend.]]
So, what do you guys think of the fit? I personally think it looks great on me. Really encapsulates what’s going on. Gonna bring a king back and it’ll be great.
*The Ascended seems to be leaning into the ideology of the Static King.*
They love me. Absolutely. I am truly loved, aren’t I. Too bad they won’t see. They just won’t see.
(Bringing back this for cohost lore because making ocs endure your pain worse than how you dealt with it and the intensity = funny)
rendition of Ascended (burn marks included.)
Recorded Footage 002 - Solstice Dawn
Hallway 003. Begin transcription.
???: “So they let you cage her? Why would the Irradiated People of the Solstice Queen want that? Isn’t she the Solstice Daughter?”
NF: “You’d be surprised what happens when someone doesn’t wish to live a human life. Offer them a deal of their wish for some power, and that’s all.”
???: “If you got the Solstice Daughter’s powers, then why not ascend using those powers?”
NF: “It’s a force not to reckon with. I may have nothing left to lose after I lost Moss, but I’m not foolish enough to tap into power I shouldn’t have too much.”
???: “But you used the powers to create the new lab and her enclosure.”
NF: “That’s about as far as I will go for now. One day I will consume the radiation of the Static King and Solstice Queen combined. I will have my powers one day, and I will use them to try and bring her back. We have to try. We have to.”
???: “But wouldn’t that go past the statement of not tapping into the power too hard?”
NF: “You don’t understand. I am only using the power to return the Static King to his beloved. The Solstice Queen will love me if he becomes the Eclipse king again.”
???: “If you really insist on doing this, I guess I may not be able to stop you. At least you gave Rune a form she loved, right?”
NF: “She loves me for it. Can’t get any closer to who she is now. She’s a leaf-beast. She has a life. She now travels since she fulfilled my idea to give power to create a Static Brother, like the prophecy said.”
???: “I really feel this is bad, but if you insist on furthering powers to bring back a power we know not of, then bring it upon us.”
End transcription.