salt: pepper, i… im sorry i didn’t value you enough… i… i… i… i… i… i… i…
pepper: y-yes?
salt: i… i love you, pepper
*everyone gasps*
pepper (blushing deeply): y-you—
magnet: stop everything!!! pepper, i love you. i could treat you way better that that bich, salt
*everyone gasps again*
salt: h-how dare you!
pepper: magnet, i—
taco: wait!!!
*everyone gasps the trilogy*
pepper: ugh, how many girls are going to fight over me?
taco: pepper, ever since you picked me up in the background of that one episode of ii season 1 remastered… i couldnt get you out of my mind. let’s… let’s toxic yuri together
pepper: well… i do love toxic yuri, but—
trophy: WAIT!
*gasp gasp gaspity gasp*
trophy: pepper, i really like you a lot too
pepper: but trophy… im a lesbian
trophy: i know… im one too
*super duper gasp*
lightbulb: i too am in this confession
*xtreme gasp*
*who will pepper choose? tune in next episode to find out!*
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beautiful post . rejoice
