h a d e s

And in the end, as the darkness takes me, I am nothing.

[everythingfox]

A good boy

(via)

[ocdnatural-deactivated20220809]

not the biggest fan of how all everyday tasks have to be repeated again and again. girl why am i sisyphus i didn't even cheat death

[c3po]

*doesnt even do the bare minimum* all in a day’s work

[bbibbii]

hannibal is so funny cause will graham will be like “the chesapeake ripper ... he’s eating his victims” then it’ll hard cut to hannibal in the kitchen like this

[filmnoirsbian]

I hate not doing anything actually but I'm very, very good at not doing anything. I have a natural talent for loitering, lounging and wasting time. An inherent idleness.

[straightboyfriend]

baby girl i have attack patterns you couldn’t DREAM of memorizing

[ampervadasz]

[wearemage]

21st century necromancy at work

[spookyarms-deactivated20141020]

they took the children they took everything

[dankmemeuniversity]

[wizardpotions]

bitches hate me because of my amulet and are jealous of the size of my wizard hat.

[wizardpotions]

alone in my wizard tower googling "wizards kissing"

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

um. cut him in half

[gorbling]

hot dog or hamburger style, boss

[aishaempire]

[uguuuchan]

gimme sammich

[princesstigerbelle]

gib bagul

[gynandromorph]

i’m on the verge of tears because i’ve seen this post tons of times but today i realized the second reblog is cheezeburger speak for “give bagel” when i thought it was a dark souls boss name like 

[witchlenore]

Always reblog Gib Bagul

[geniusoflove]

i want to peg his heart 😔❤

[geniusoflove]

all my friends are funnier than me n im sick of it

[shiopomu-remade]

Rhythm game player: how are you today

Someone: Good

Rhythm game player:

[weepycat]

vampires can't creampie you until you ask them to come inside

[weepycat]

heh. i do my best for my people