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mom said it’s MY turn to lay gently in the cold dark earth
Ponyo (2008)
defunctland episode released immediately upon your death chronicling all failed career paths and relationships and somehow michael eisner is still at fault
evangelion heritage post (may 2014)
Love this Miku so much... here is my take - googoogaga733
every time y’all say “I want to fuck that old man” then point at a 30 year old you are introducing an invasive species into the fuckable old man ecosystem
Turns out you can roll a 7 on a d6
but only once.
i think vampires should latch onto their victim's neck like a tick, and just stay there until they bloat & fall off naturally
I- i hate that
furthermore i think the supernatural fandom should use this biological quirk to invent vampire sex knotting the way they did with werewolves and the omegaverse
Since knotting is usually pretty localized to the parts it wants to keep in contact (classic knot -> breeding), I think this implies that knotting vampire penis is now a feeding tool. Maybe it opens like a lamprey
no see you're focusing too much on penes as a concept. technically a vampire's reproductive organs are its fangs/whatever it uses to latch onto its victims. which yes could mimic many real-life bloodsuckers including a lamprey, a tick, or perchance...a mosquito? and of course fandom requires an implicit sexual nature to the act, be it one of breeding, feeding, frenzy, etcetera.
now hear me out:
PROBOSCIS DEEP THROATING
Why is then original post talking like an Eridian?
its fun to remember we can use the big text if we want. bonjour motherfuckers. i'm posting loud as hell now.
hey everypony. can you direct me to the nonfiction birding books. thanks.
Nothing has done quite so much damage to my internal vocabulary as the construction #MyNoun. I don't remember if it was from that "tour of my jar, this is my twig #MyTwig" or if it was from "inappropriate attachment to objects, my tuube #MyTuube" but either way it was one of you fuckers on here. I do it every time there's my noun #MyNoun
need people to see this i feel insane
no internet interaction will ever again reach the high of chaos of the “does germany still exist?” officialgermangovernment: “Yes” “thanks”
this shit absolutely sends me
the fact that a "memory leak" is a thing that can happen to your computer is yet more proof that 1. computers are for perverts, and 2. me keeping dozens of tabs open at all times is basically just edging for my pc.
i bought the new Lego Tower of Babel set but the instructions stop making sense about halfway through the little booklet thingy.