NO LONGER HERE.

the day STARTS like the rest we've seen. another CARBON COPY of an old routine. the days KEEP COMING, one out, one in. they KEEP COMING. i don't know what i WISH i had, but there's no time now for thinking things like THAT. we've got too much to do. TOO MUCH to do. all the same things we're always OPENING UP. letting the day in. pourin' a cup. we'll say HELLO. how you been ?semi-selective n' accepting new threads

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alright, i brought this account back because i wanted to write, but my open from who even knows how long ago at this point hasn’t gotten any replies, my posts asking for plots have hardly gotten any responses, and the ones i have gotten are from people i’m just not sure i would be compatible with writing-wise, so really... i’m just here watching my barren dash, checking my activity and messages to see if anyone caught interest and wanted to interact, and feverishly searching the tags to see if there are any starters i’m really feeling and want to reply to, but to no avail. the point of me having this account was so that i could write, and since i’m not actually doing any writing, i think i’m just going to call it quits... permanently, this time. you can find me either at @rptea or on my 1x1 blog over at @libraofrp, or you can ask for my a!m or k!k if you really need it, but there’s really no point in me coming onto this account everyday for nothing. thanks for the memories, i suppose.

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my activity’s suffering through a d r o u g h t, so hmu if you want to plot !

[serotnin]

[hikitsugu]

don’t ship with me bc I will worship our ship and love on it every other second and when I’m not doing replies I will reblog things to fill our otp tag and I will message you lil things to reply to and cute headcanons and spine crippling anGST DONT DO IT I WARNED YOU

[pyrrhicisms]

MY DAD’S A POLICE OFFICER AND HE ALWAYS COMES HOME COMPLAINING ABOUT HIS DUMB NEW PARTNER WHO’S STRAIGHT OUT OF TRAINING AND WHEN THEY FINALLY HIT IT OFF HE COMES OVER FOR DINNER AND FUCK I DIDN’T KNOW HE WAS SO HOT AU

1st Letter Of My Name : 2nd Letter Of My Name : 1st Letter Of My Moms Name : 2nd Letter Of My Moms Name : 1st Letter Of My Dads Name : 2nd Letter Of My Dads Name : My Child’s Name Would Be ?

[letsriddlemethislucifer-archive]

If I suddenly stop responding to a thread or an ask:

It’s most likely:

I didn’t see it

My muse at that time is tired out and needs rest

I’m tired and would like a break from the thread for a bit

I’m swamped with other threads or asks

I’m not entirely in that certain muse role at the time

It’s in my drafts and I’m planning to respond to it when I can

I’m having real life Issues and/or other issues with MYSELF

Malfunction in the activities or tags or even skype itself

Not because:

I’m ignoring it

I dislike your muse

I dislike you

I’m pissed at you

I’m disgusted

You didn’t follow me back

PLEASE remember that you are NOT a nuisance. Just because I don’t reply to messages, asks, or threads at the time; it doesn’t mean I hate you. It just means I’m taking care of other things and am waiting as well to get back to you!

[anchorrs]

( @asdead – based on ( x ) )

               “ what the  H E L L  is this, huh? ” he was furious, that much was clear – it wasn’t often that xander let such emotions get the better of him, but his skin was pulled taut across his features, muscles jumping around in his neck at a pace that showed only stress. “ were you planning on telling me about this – like, at all ? were you just going to keep this whole thing a secret for the rest of your life ? ” he had barely given her a chance to speak, unable to stop the tsunami of words from exiting his mouth, an onslaught tinged with   b i t t e r n e s s   and a hint of sorrow. why would she hide something like this from him ?

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              “ i was going to tell you – E V E N T U A L L Y. “ that was a lie, if she’d ever told one. she wasn’t going to tell him; she wasn’t going to tell anybody. the plan was to end the pregnancy quickly and quietly, and to go on with her life as if it never happened. even though it might not have been the most ethical decision, it seemed like the easiest, most practical option at the time. judging by xavier’s  r e a c t i o n , she could tell that things weren’t going to be as EASY now. “ i just wasn’t sure how... i’m sorry. “

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*whispers* reply to this !

send one for my muse’s reaction to your muse ---

alternatively send ‘ + ‘ after the symbol for the roles to be reversed where possible !

✘ = hugging them . Δ = playing with their hair .  ❤ = kissing them .  ₪ =  asking them out for dinner . ☀ = giving them a gift of ___ ( asker’s choice ) . ♘ = stabbing them . ♕ = bowing down before them . ♒ = lying to them .   ✿ = buying them flowers . ☾ = being found shirtless . ♢ = reading them a story . ☂ = giving them their jumper to keep warm . ✎ = speaking in a different language . ✏ = teaching them a different language . ▄ = telling them a joke . ♬ = singing to them . ☹ = insulting a loved one . ஐ = slapping them . ✂ = threatening them . ❃ = dancing with them . ▤ = falling asleep on them . ☮ = waking them up after a nightmare .  ♣ = discovering them crying .  回 = patching a wound .  ✮ = stargazing . ▓ = caught stealing their belongings . ☽ = wandering alone at night . ♡ = complimenting them . ≡ = offering a place to stay overnight . ☢ = falling over . ✦ = being well-dressed . ❂ = wiping blood off their face . ◎ = taking care of them while ill . ☁ = being caught in the middle a storm with them . ⇕ = holding their hand . ↱ = being lost with them . ☠ = pushing them against a wall .

[alannasroleplaymemes-moved]

Suggestive Sentence Starters

Collected from all over the net, other memes, etc. Some are subtle, some are fluffy, some don’t have to be taken sexually, some are so straightforward you could practically jump into a smut scene in a few posts. Enjoy!

“No — no. Just keep your clothes on.” “You are so mean… and I’m okay with that.” “Is that all your mouth is good for?” “I am always looking for meaningful one night stands.” “Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.” “I would rather have a cup of tea than sex.” “Ah, ah, not till I give you permission.” “Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?” “Where do you think you’re going?” “And how are you going to make it up to me?” “My sexual preference is often.” “What a nice little sound, I think I’ll bite there again.” “Don’t worry, it only seems kinky the first time.” “Does it taste alright?” “You wouldn’t dare!” “You’re so cute when you’re tired, you know.” “Anticipation makes the hard-on longer.” “You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend/Girlfriend material.” “Nothing risque, nothing gained.” “I love when you’re rough.” “Is that a challenge?” “Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I look great- wait, I said that wrong.” “I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week.” “Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.” “I’m not gonna stop leaving marks till I’m sure everyone will know your mine.” “Make me.” “What’s in it for me?” “I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.” “I’m going outside to make out… care to join me?” “What’s your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!” “Thank god I’m wearing gloves, because you’re too hot to handle.” “Don’t stare. I didn’t want to do this.” “I think I could fall madly in bed with you.” “I need one of those hugs that turns into sex.” “Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?” “Stop undressing me with your eyes and start using your teeth.” “Can I put you on my to-do list?” “Kiss the hell out of me. Please.” “You can stay but your clothes must go.” “I don’t like being told what to do unless I’m naked.” “Your lips make me wonder what the rest of you would taste like…” “This is mine. Are we clear?”

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@rhhythm 

     never in her WILDEST DREAMS did nevaeh think she would ever be faced with a decision like this. she walked away from her most recent obgyn appointment with an ULTIMATUM of sorts echoing in her head; her life or the baby’s. while she was well-aware that the former was the most PRACTICAL option and the one her husband seemed to agree with, she feared the consequences that might follow. before the baby, their marriage was on the rocks. they were dangerously close to divorce; one that she wasn’t sure she wanted, despite the faults within the relationship. things changed for the better when the baby came into the picture; it might as well have been the glue that was holding them together. she though that, if they got rid of it, they would fall apart again, and that’s not what she wanted. ‘ i’m not getting rid of it, ‘ the blonde stated firmly as she entered the car. ‘ i know... i know what that might mean for my own health, but i just don’t think it’s the right decision. ‘

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she’s currently bouncing a S O B B I N G toddler on her hip, trying ( and failing ) to explain to him that he won’t see his baby sibling for another couple of MONTHS. she’s exhausted, and she probably LOOKS it as well. ’ hey look ! daddy’s here. you wanna go to daddy ? ‘ the toddler looks towards the other male with curious eyes, cheeks STAINED from the tears. nevaeh, on the other hand, looks at him as if him as if her entire life depends on him taking the child from her, and then back at the child. ‘ come on, dry those tears ! mommy needs to get some rest so the baby will come out healthy ! ‘ looking up at the grown man, she mouths the word H E L P.

[libraofrp-archive-blog]

Can I please get a plot where one of them or both of them are chefs? Imagine it, everyone thinks that there would be a lot of cute kitchen fights, but it’s actually just the one who can cook yelling at the one who can’t to clear off the kitchen because they are so picky about their cooking space and how it has to be clean. The chef creating the weirdest concoctions for the other to eat that after that they could eat anything and not be afraid because, “my bf/gf is a cook, I’ve ate weirder things.” FOOD okay, comfort food, pretty food, just food.

a plot where muse a and muse b happen to be neighbors and one night muse a cooks all a perfect meal that took them like 4 hours and they arranged the table all nice and stuff and there’s wine for the occasion and they end up getting stood up by their date or boyfriend and meanwhile muse b is like out of toilet paper or something so they knock on muse a’s door and notice they’re upset and they notice untouched food on the table so she like come inside and sit at the table and just start digging in and muse a doesn’t even care they are just like whatever but basically it becomes a regular occasion and muse b always comes over with a bottle of wine and muse a cooks and this weird casual relationship of some sort blossoms except they aren’t labeling it as dating idk i kinda want this 

ok but seriously someone give me a plot that involves a couple that are very much happily married and have been trying to have a child for two years. muse a has had miscarriage after miscarriage so that when the pregnancy test comes back positive for the fifth millionth time, it really isn’t big news but this time, she decides to not tell her husband- muse b- because she doesn’t have the strength to tell him again that she’s lost the baby down the road. somehow, this time happens to be the time that it might work for them as she approaches her third month and just imagine the look on muse b’s face when muse a tells him and he’d be like “so isn’t just you gaining weight like you told me??” and they’d be so so so so happy. and seriously we could have threads that are fluffy where they’re so happy to be parents and also very sad, angsty paras where she tells him that they won’t be this time and fjekflwjfwk SERIOUSLY GIVE ME THIS AND I WILL LOVE YOU!!! 

i want a married couple dealing with a ghost/haunting and like one seeing things, the other not believing 100%, but the house has a past and uncovering the big mystery behind it while all this shit is happening to them. gimme nightmares and seeing things. gimme premonitions of things to come. gimme domestic moments between the couple. gimme late night arguments and fights about staying or leaving. gimme all of it.