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russel birt day
russels close up upsets me but that’s besides the point
Just thinking about how the boys never got to see Noodle grow up into woman and I
Like she was just 14 and next time they see her she’s 20
murdoc totally takes care of everyone whenever they get sick/hurt. he’s a total asshole most of the time...but if someone he cares about is not okay? Doctor Mode. shitty smirk drops away to Focused Grimace and he Gets Shit Done. he would have made an amazing doctor if he’d actually gone to medical school instead of becoming a criminal when he was younger. he’s always patched up his own wounds, and he’s really damn good at it, even with a lack of proper materials. noodle has a high fever? 1/?
Oh yes! But you Must Not Mention it outside of his Doctor Mode. If anyone says the next day “thanks for caring for me, muds,” he will vehemently deny having been nice. He’s got a reputation to maintain after all!
“I just helped you out a bit because you’re a business investment for me! Don’t let it go to your head!”
But they know that deep down he cares. It’s obvious from the care he takes to make sure each and every one of them is safe <3
Young Murdoc Headcanons (from about 5 upwards)
T/W for mentions of bullying, brief NSFW mention, brief mention of child sexual abuse, brief mention of child abuse- your usual Murdoc stuff.
- He had an interest in robots from a young age. Model robots, mostly those old little kits that's all thin wood. He still has the first one he built. But then he started being forced into the talent shows, and so any hobby or interest fell to the side.
- He had his hair longer until one day Tony Chopper pulled it, and told him he looked like a girl, so he hacked it all off with a flick knife he nicked from Hannibal. His dad found him in the bathroom surrounded by his cut hair and he was in a fair bit of trouble.
- He was always good with birds, even before Cortez. Coaxing pigeons over the school fences, climbing trees making whistling sounds. He used to run to the nearest park and sit and watch the birds. Or sit on his windowsill, early hours of the morning, and listen to them waking up. He liked how free they looked.
- He was always coming home with scuffed knees and was often in trouble for ripping the knees of his trousers. Eventually, Sebastian gave up and started only getting him shorts- on the rare occasion Murdoc wasn't clothed in hand-me-downs. He was always running or climbing, chasing or being chased, or sometimes doing a knee slide with air guitar, and ended up with busted, bleeding, bruised knees almost every day.
- After the incident with the dinner lady, at 9 years old, Murdoc changed. He stopped being interested in birds and robots and everything else. That was when his aggression issues actually began to appear, because until then he was able to handle his father and the bullying through childish innocence.
- He was 11 when he actually won his first fight against Tony Chopper. And it was only because he'd nicked his brothers flick knife again. That was his first encounter with the police, and it wasn't his last.
- In fact, by the time he was 15, he knew all the members of their local police station personally. Knew their first names, last names, wives and husbands and children's names. He had his own overnight cell whenever he was in trouble. Because the Niccals charm was genetic and he was mentally older than most kids his age.
- However, authority was a problem. Especially in school. He didn't get along with teachers, all except for his English Literature teacher, who treated him like an adult because the connections he made and analysis was so in-depth and unique, it was fascinating. Depressing, though, because Murdoc's take on life by then was far from the naïve, half-arsed answers others gave.
- The first time he slept with another lad was when he was 16 (keep in mind the age of consent in England is 16, and many people don't wait) and it was Hannibal's best mate. He did it out of spite, and eventually the lad was visiting under the guise of hanging with Hannibal, but really would be there for Murdoc. Murdoc never told his brother, but it gave him great satisfaction to think about every time a homophobic slur was hurled in his direction. Hannibal's mate ended up falling for Murdoc, and that was when he decided to cut it off.
- He started stealing cars at age 14, learned how to hot wire and drive from his brother. Then he started participating in drag races with older kids, and got in several scrapes. His farther was none the wiser but he gave it up after dislocating his shoulder on his 12th race. He usually won them, and it was a brief period in which him and Hannibal got along.
That's all I have right now!!! Feel free to add or discuss or argue with me.
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my penis is shaking. I love this song
when murdoc dies they dont have a funeral they just put him in a shoebox and bury him in the garden like a pet
Stupid Murdoc Headcanons I Have
- He can do an incredible Joe Pesci impression. He does it randomly, and it really makes 2D and Noodle laugh. They end up feeding him lines and he can do the accent flawlessly.
- As part of helping himself get better, he's trying to process his anger properly. But for days it's too much, he pulls out a bunch of old records, plates, and cups, and smashing them against the garden wall. There's no warning but Noodle is delighted when she hears the smashes and she races to join him. This helps because her joy is catching.
- He watches Only Fools and Horses religiously because he's old. He's seen every episode several times over. The good thing is that Russel enjoys it too, so they usually sit and watch it together.
- He steals shoe laces. Mostly 2D's, although the singer seems to be glad to see them gone. He loves doing it to Noodle though, especially on all her big, lace-up boots. She ends up chasing him around the house and he legs it, waving the laces in the air. It's a mostly harmless prank.
- He fucking loves cacti. But he calls them "little pricks" because of all the spikes, and he makes himself laugh. No one else find it funny after the 10th time. He has about 12 cacti now, but next week it'll be a different 12. He isn't very good at keeping them alive...
("I need to water my little pricks!" *heinous laughter* *murdoc noises*)
- He can cook. Like really well. This is actually canon, considering his B-Tec Catering qualification. But he never cooks. Because he's lazy. That's literally it. He'd rather Russ or even 2D cook, just so he doesn't have to lift a finger.
That's all I have for now. Feel free to add your own! These are dumb.
Baby girl!!!!
Unrequested Gorillaz headcanons for y'all
◎ Russel reads a lot. He is especially fond of classics and philosophical works.
◎ 2D collects postcards and frequently asks fans to send them to him.
◎ Whenever she has the chance, Noodle volunteers to the local animal shelter and also tries to involve the others.
◎ Whenever he sees nuns or any other kind of religious figure, Murdoc likes to act like he is possessed and yells blasphemies just for the laughs.
◎ 2D sticks chewing gums under their furniture. Russel found out the hard way.
◎ Noodle likes to take pictures of strangers she finds interesting.
◎ 2D loves to show his postcard collection to visitors (much like an old lady with pictures of her cats). Murdoc once caught him enthusiastically showing a postcard from Nepal to a very confused plumber.
◎ When Noodle was younger, the guys would take her shopping for clothes. This would often result in her wearing a tutu, a leather jacket and flip flops at the same time. Whenever Noodle finds a picture of herself in one of those outfits, she burns it.
◎ Murdoc and Noodle love to play videogames together. Especially Mario Kart and Just Dance.
◎ Murdoc acts like Harry Potter is for nerds but has secretly read all of the books and loves them. Same goes for Tolkien’s work.
◎ Russel and Noodle like to sneak into cosplay cons in disguise and take pictures with/of other cosplayers. They only reveal their identities after getting posted on social media.
◎ “What do you mean we can’t name her Lilith Mephistophaelia I? What the hell kind of a name is Noodle anyway??”
◎ 2D is a Doctor Who nerd.
◎ The raven Sebastian Niccals found with baby Murdoc the night his son was dumped on his doorstep is Cortez. (Let me dream ok?)
◎ Russel is the Mom Friend™.
◎ 2D watches ASMR videos before sleeping.
◎ Murdoc got once punched in the back by Russel after being caught attempting to spike young Noodle’s milk with whiskey. (“What? It’s an old family recipe! It’s good for your bones.”)
◎ Russel likes to sit in Hide Park to draw caricatures of the people he sees.
◎ Murdoc sends out pictures of himself dressed as sexy Santa to friends and co-workers on Christmas. Some of them are considering changing address.
Gorillaz text post memes VII
100% canon things
noodle has fucked every single
2D has a pussy that can zip itself shut
russel overdoses on serotonin all the time
murdoc doesn’t have blood it’s just straight up black tar heroin
ace can’t actually smell with his nose he just absorbs the atmosphere around him
despite the rumors, murdoc doesn’t even have a measurable duck size, it has transcended our reality
noodle threw up one day and in the toilet she found a bunch of frogs
even though his eyes are white, russel still wears contacts to achieve WhiteEyes^2
russel isv pure and wholseom and i ljsyr love him
you get the BEEEEST of BOTH WORLDS
bastard feels an emotion 🥺
Some 2D birthday traditions🎉
its past midnight in the UK happy birthday 2D