fucking hate british ‘people’

if you scroll by my posts i will have sex with your dad 18 | a bitch | problematic

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murdoc seems the type of person who sells oregano to high school sophomores and says it weed

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btw i was a high school sophomore when i posted this

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now that i am 18 (i’m over a month late at this update) and i have realized i am a bisexual transmasc dude I Will Now Have Gay Sex With Russel

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murdoc stands for

m - breedable

u - omega

r -

d -

o -

c -

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the more trans i do to my gender the less i hate murdoc guys i think there’s a correlation

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is there gorillaz lore anymore or am i just slow

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lol !! whip and nae-nae lmao !! pog !!

*whips out my giant, huge, throbbing, pulsating monster cock, upon which seeing and broads within a five mile radius become dehydrated with how wet they are registering themselves in a dire need of hospitalization. my cock hardens and the sheer amount of blood it takes to fill the veins of my soggy member drain my brain of any human juice, killing me instantly*

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fun fact days after this i relapsed so hard i went to the ER call that a kek moment

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sorry for never posting one of my meds turned out to be a carcinogen and it got changed and i havent really listened to gorillaz since then

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lol !! whip and nae-nae lmao !! pog !!

*whips out my giant, huge, throbbing, pulsating monster cock, upon which seeing and broads within a five mile radius become dehydrated with how wet they are registering themselves in a dire need of hospitalization. my cock hardens and the sheer amount of blood it takes to fill the veins of my soggy member drain my brain of any human juice, killing me instantly*

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@neoncow21 ur expectations of a gorillaz tumblr blog r a bit too high

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Noodle was 19-23 in phase 3

I THOUGHT SHE WAS 18 WHAT THE FUCK

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wait i just realized that since i’m 17 i can ship myself with phase three noodle

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lol !! whip and nae-nae lmao !! pog !!

*whips out my giant, huge, throbbing, pulsating monster cock, upon which seeing and broads within a five mile radius become dehydrated with how wet they are registering themselves in a dire need of hospitalization. my cock hardens and the sheer amount of blood it takes to fill the veins of my soggy member drain my brain of any human juice, killing me instantly*

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WAIT NOODLE IS CANONICALLY QUEER HOW DARE I FORGET OKAY NVM I SORTA LIKE GORILLAZ AGAIN

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fuck gorillaz!! all me and my homies HATE gorillaz!! YOU LIKE THE BRITISH MONKEY BAND HUH??? FUCK YOU!!! *spits in ur face* *makes out with u cos i feel bad or smth lol*

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You’re not problematic you’re 16 around a bunch of shitty adults with self esteem issues run while you still can

RUN FAST FOR YA MOTHER RUN FAST FOR YA FATHER !! RUN FOR YOUR CHILDREN FOR YOUR SISTERS AND BROTHERS !!

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in all seriousness pls let me gay marry rio ranger

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this is a rio ranger thirst blog now. fuck you if you follow me for gorillaz content

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fuck gorillaz