ha.

Michelle. 24. I’m from the land where they sell bagged milk. My skills include sounding like a police siren.

[ace-trainer-risu]

Craft stores are just like "can I interest you in some...objects? some items? would you like some things?" and every time I'm like Oooh I love objects and items and things!

[bgm05]

all the racists solemnly leaving my blog after i posted “if you think racism is good unfollow me right the freak now…”

[luxatoid-deactivated20200723]

chipped

[abreathofatmosphere]

Man, this is such a perfect analogy. “Chipped”… Just damaged enough for it to show at times, but not nearly broken enough to warrant fixing. And so often does the chipped cup turn itself to show its undamaged side.

[arc-hammer]

someone put it in words

[urlocalfrogmammy]

i love this. this is a beautiful way of setting out how a lot of people feel

[aidashakur]

Once you become a certain age, it is your responsibility to unlearn behaviors that hinder your growth as a person.

[maggiemayy]

Man I cannot stress this enough. The “this is how I am, take it or leave it” attitude is an act of immaturity. We all have toxic traits that we need to work on and as an adult it’s our responsibility to recognize the damage that they can do to the ones we love. We all need to put in more effort in becoming better individuals.

[crayonboxhearts]

#same

[liamoige-deactivated20201102]

If y'all want to make a clown a gay icon like… Harley Quinn is right there

[glitchotic]

Harley quinn and pennywise are wlw/mlm solidarity.

[liamoige-deactivated20201102]

No Harley beats the shit out of Pennywise with her bat and takes the kids out for ice cream and group therapy

[846782364278]

[perks-of-being-chinese]

The Coronavirus doesn’t give you an excuse to be an asshole to Asian people 🗣

[uwuzuya-deactivated20221118]

i only have two modes: excited and Self-Destruct™

[fireproofs]

one direction be like “i want” and “i wish” and “i would” like bitch not everythings about you :/

[hotgirlrry]

stream everything about you by one direction

[seashellronan]

so the irish term for depression is “an mór-bhrón” which directly translates to “the big sad” and that right there is the mood of this fine winter lads

[whoooonose]

Treat spiders the way you want to be treated

[foryourhealth]

Killed without hesitation

[coltre]

goodnight to all the ones who never receive a goodnight

[plumgall]

The sexiest thing about me?

Everything hurts my feelings

[princesstigerbelle]

Here’s my cat patiently waiting for me to throw her toy after she brought it to me

Now here is her reaction when I ask her if “she’s ready” before I throw it. She knows what it means.

She’s ready guys

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“I A M  R E A D Y”

[vampiresplunderedourcats]

THE PAW TUCK THO😭

[countesspetofi]

We call that paw tuck style “pretzelpaws.” “Petzelpaws” for short.

[princesstigerbelle]

PRETZELPAWS

[princesstigerbelle]

“Are you ready for the fetch time Momther?”

[princesstigerbelle]

She still be fetchin y’all

[princesstigerbelle]

I love how she turned into a blurry bean when I flicked her mouse off the bed

She go nyoom

[werewolbachia]

the older I get the more dog I become

[werewolbachia]

obsessed with being given affection and being told im doing a good job... losing my damn mind every time I get to go for a nice walk

[werewolbachia]

TERRIFIED of the doorbell

[wineandphilosopia]

When I said that I was excited for the 'Roaring Twenties', I was referring to hedonism, excessive gay parties, and cool clothing. Not racism, antisemitism, and the looming threat of another World War.