Keeper of a Private Notebook

If you're interested in my fics, I'm Still_and_Clear over on Ao3

[sunlitroom]

Well done Bulgaria!! Well-deserved

[sunlitroom]

What the fuck are Latvia up to?

[winter-snow-winter]

THE ENTIRE AUDIENCE OF THE ESC26 SINGING Volare ALL TOGETHER I'M NOT CRYING YOU ARE <33

[stardustrebels]

121 points let’s fuckin gooooooooo

[augureysfeather]

The same procedure as last year, Greece?

The same procedure as every year, Cyprus.

[sunlitroom]

Romania going for a sort of operatic Xena Warrior Princess

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Lithuania

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Moldova hedging their bets by going for all the genres

[sunlitroom]

Well done France

[sunlitroom]

I'm so sorry everyone. I don't know what that is. Just go make tea and it'll be over

[dargonjargon]

I was hoping for either actual country or at least a Male Shania Twain why am I watching a John Lewis Christmas Ad

[sunlitroom]

Thanks for triggering my tinnitus, Serbia

[goldencherriess]

I'm so overstimulated

[brsb4hls]

The Albanian Norman Bates

Like I know it's supposed to give different vibes but somehow it's creepy

[sunlitroom]

Denmark offering Grima Wormtongue a second chance

[sky-is-the-limit]

Lithuania I'm intrigued by your sparkling Voldemort

[vrabia]

the silmarillion is wild because you read it and you're like huh okay, and then you read lotr and it turns out everyone's just going around doing their own thing while the surviving elves are living through the final chapters of a post-apocalyptic horror story

[vrabia]

rivendell's a pretty chill place, right? everyone gets along splendidly. dream retirement home et cetera. solid chance the guy you're having afternoon tea with has either survived or personally committed war crimes. also the reason it's so chill is elrond has this magic ring that makes it so the whole place exists slightly outside normal time

galadriel's been around since the beginning, like, for pretty much all of middle-earth's history you understand, she has Seen it all and despite what you may have been led to believe is at all times this close to snapping. also the reason lothlorien is so chill is she has this magic ring that makes it so the whole place exists slightly outside normal time

i can't emphasize enough how much of a post-apocalyptic horror story thranduil lives in. homeland destroyed and half his people massacred. has fucken sauron in his backyard and the spawn of the primordial beast that eats light puttering about on his lawn. a dragon lives next door. does NOT have a magic ring and is therefore obliged to rule over his murderforest in normal time

just so we're all on the same page here, legolas' day job before joining the fellowship was to hunt the spawn of the primordial beast that eats light and it's not like, a big deal or anything. he just has to do it. he's used to it.

'elves are leaving middle-earth and it's so sad :(' they have ptsd samwise.