Zero escape? More like zero and cake!!!

Rad AF Queer Zero Escape Blog run by Mods Santa and Junpei!!!! and NOT clover (R.I.P.) XD Ace headcanons, aro headcanons and two of the coolest Queers you'll ever meet! Always open to discussing headcanons for your favourite characters, so long as we keep the allos out of it! Talk demi to me XDDDD

[asexual--junpei]

whats up aceggots

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oh my bad i didn't realize this was a troll blog. here's your attention. goodbye forever now

drip

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is it supposed to be a joke? a cry for attention? seriously i don't get the point of posting it in queer tags here. it's just confusing

mod junpei is queer. i just thought other queers would want to vote since we are a hastorically oppressed minority in voting! Sorry i didnt mean to hurt your feelings I will just kill myself now

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why are you putting suicide stuff in the queer tags

Im only asking about me, mod junpei. make your own poll

[asexual--junpei]

Hey there guys gals and nonbinary pals. I would appreciate it if yall would vote in my little ol poll here! No pressure of course but since its election day i thought a little democracy was needed here on asexual--junpei.

Should mod junpei kill himself - Online Poll - StrawPoll.com

What's your opinion? Vote now: Yes :), No i love mod junpei :(...

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Just heard about Shinzo Abe! Another win for ace rights! I hope all other aphobic politicians take notes.

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Mod Junpei arrives at the Met Gala! He is the first asexual to ever be invited to such a prestigious event.

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You got it wrong, Sis. Mod Santa's just that strong. But I was able to show everyone in the audience how amazin' a proper battle without usin' sex can be.

[asexual--junpei]

living without sex is the way to go…. it’s what real living is supposed to be

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this is literally so aphobic cant believe the professor would assign this book

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WOAH. Asexuality is not a “problem” and I think you should burn this book Mod Santa and maybe hit the professor with a crowbar.

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By the way the crowbar thing was a joke I don't want you to go back to jail

[asexual--junpei]

this is literally so aphobic cant believe the professor would assign this book

[asexual--junpei]

WOAH. Asexuality is not a "problem" and I think you should burn this book Mod Santa and maybe hit the professor with a crowbar.

[asexual--junpei]

HAPPY ACE DAY EVERYPONY!!!

Make sure to eat cake and garlic bread to celebrace XD

[asexual--junpei]

this is literally so aphobic cant believe the professor would assign this book

[asexual--junpei]

Have you guys heard Jacob Sartorius new hit single "Sweatshirt"? Sound of the summer

[asexual--junpei]

Idk if ur satire or not but honestly as an aroace ur blog absolutely cracked me up and made my day better /gen

Thank you /gen /pas /s /hj /p /r /t /lgbt /sx /cake

[asexual--junpei]

@a-real-human-person-not-fake No actually I hate doing this its not fun at all and I'm being held at gunpoint by Big Aphobe to make these posts please for the love of god send help

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You accuse us of being a troll blog but your username is @a-real-human-person-not-fake which sounds exactly like something a troll blog would say to throw people off. And this message is ableist as frick, I (Mod Junsuke) can't touch grass because I live in a sewer and can't get out because I'm considered a biohazard by the United States Government. And Mod Santa is in prison so I guess you dont care about the prison industrial complex either. Grow the fuck up.