"... In a world like ours that is full of darkness the most important thing is hope. Let it keep you on your path and do not let it go..."
"Okay but like, what if that path is into a lake. Or Hell. Or a bottomless pit or something."
"While I suspect your asking in an attempt to irritate me I'll humor you. The main take away is that hope is what allows us to keep moving forward. It helps us see there is more to the world then just darkness. Plus I believe what I just said is defined as a metaphor and not meant to be taken fully literally"
"Oh, what? So now we're assuming that not only was I asking purely to irritate you, but that I was being literal AND that I can't extrapolate simple messages from even simpler metaphors? Pffft. Dude. Who pissed in your Cheerio's this morning? And to clarify, that question is literal - who literally pissed in your Cheerio's this morning? And now I am asking to irritate you."
"I said I suspected and I apologies for that was bot the best thing to say. I did not intend for this to come off as rude. As for what as you put it 'pissed in my Cherrio's this morning' it's quiet simple. I have an alternate me that I have trapped in my head who has constantly berated me and I was forced to struck a deal with them so now I have seven more lives left and I haven't told ANYONE, I also have a rogue faction of the organization I'm in charge of running around and causing chaos and have released a deadly pathogen, done horrid experimentations on a child and her mother, my own sister has run away during transport to a medical facility due to her mind being messed with by a spectral entity and is currently MIA and I am worried sick about her, AND IF I FUCKING DIE BEFORE FINDIGN A WAY TO KILL THIS BLASTED LUNATIC IN MY HEAD I AM RESPONCIBLE FOR THE DAMAGE HE CAUSES... But that is not an excuse for my behavior and again I apologies"
