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the softest awoo · Abe · he/him · 36 · DC USA

[meadow-call]

My beautiful sleepy little dreaming kitty Juniper

[parkchanwoohoo]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#i think that as sides are added it gets more and more sci fi#but eventually you circle around to having so many sides its a sphere and also fantasy again

Asymptotic Fantasy

[teaboot]

I was too busy laughing to take a picture but my son answered the door last night ready for an adventure 😭😭😭

[teaboot]

IT HAPPENED AGAINNN

[maxknightley]

applying to jobs if it was good

[charlesoberonn]

Turns out you can roll a 7 on a d6

but only once.

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

Conan the barbarian

[laqueus]

oh hp deskjet 2710e we're really in it now

[catsbeaversandducks]

"no"

By yuki_illust19

[dogpuppy]

[pmamtraveller]

Ceramic sculpture "Narcissus" by Japanese artist Kenichi Nakaya

[ereszdnekiperesztegi]

[oww666]

should be shown at every DMV when you get your licence

[gentlesmile2-deactivated2024070]

Always a reblog.

[roger-reblogs]

You learn the basics of this at least when you get forklift certified, but this video is a great demonstration!

[pr0digus]

[kosmogrl]

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

[ilynpilled]

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

[pulim-v]

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

[meadow-call]

I love when ads for mobile games offer you some amount of free currency as incentive to sign up. Just now it was "10M free chips"!

There's no way I could possibly know what chips do or how much 10M even is. It's possible you can burn through 10M chips in an hour. You might even be able to earn that much in the same amount of time. It might cost 30¢ in a microtransaction!

[fallingtowers]

sucks ass that when there's an unpalatable task on your to-do list the best thing to do is to just rip off the band-aid and do it right away and it's actually not good or helpful to just ignore it and put it off. i wish things were different

[3000s]

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us

[toskarinfr]

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

[buniix3]

Got some Grade A Senshi propaganda right he- OH GOD OH NO

Senshi... I'm so sorry oh my god I dont know what happened or where that water bucket came from jesus christ all mighty

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