Ash

Ash he/they I like doctor who a …normal amount - a multi fandom mess

[spielzeugkaiser]

He’s absolutely building pools and taking the ladders away-

[pineappical]

thinking about statues of Grace being built all around Erid years after his passing so he can continue to watch over Eridians as they sleep

[sharkfiinn]

prism's parental situation

[occudo]

They wear suits, but they don't even know basic etiquette.

Based on @cowardsexual 's post of a very sleepy phm science team and Grace's teacher instincts

[cheap-slaw]

Learn to walk again

[heyredacted]

👀

[feketeribizli]

incredible storytelling here

[gr63cedes]

“go get your twink” — george russell to lewis hamilton, 2026

[outchident]

Recent Nico compilation

[inchidentofftrack]

the Vibes™️

[watsonia-avosetta]

i am imagining a very funny scenario where literally everyone working on project hail mary was down bad for grace. and he is so fucking oblivious about it. and slowly, everyone (except him) realizes that everyone else is also trying to come on to him. and they start taking notes and like, have a shared google doc for what they've tried so far. treating it like some fuckass science experiment. atp they're not even necessarily trying to get with him anymore they just want to know what it takes for him to notice!!

this conversation was the beginning of this thought btw:

dubois & shapiro (trying to see if they can get grace to join them): oh yeah we were totally just engaging in fun sexual intercourse in the bathroom :3

grace (THEE aroace of all time, NOT picking up what they are putting down): ooooookay...? why are you telling me this

dubois & shapiro, later: subject does not respond to references using scientific terminology for sexual congress. future studies may observe whether colloquialisms receive better results

[bayofalgecirascranes]

Crucially: everyone working on Project Hail mary EXCEPT Stratt

[watsonia-avosetta]

oh yeah fs, she also gives me aroace vibes lol. but i think she would absolutely know exactly what's going on with grace (oblivious aroaceness) and just. not tell anyone. for shits n giggles

[inchidentofftrack]

your honour, they're all criminals

[tokyograndprix]

Something about Nico saying “how does it feel being Lewis’ ex-teammate right now?”. Like you know. Nico you know. Nico im grabbing you by the shoulders and shaking you. He’s your ex-teammate too. You don’t have to pretend to be strangers

[hypervroom]

f1: its pride month you know what that means

nico rosberg: huh. what. do you want me to like make gay interviews. what

f1:

[jeezilikesports]

NICO INTERVIEWING LEWIS FOR HIS FIRST WIN WITH FERRARI ON THE TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THEIR CRASH IN SPAIN IS CRAZY WORK

[bylerisreal71]

it’s so funny how with some ships we have to make up stuff and it’s mostly just fanfic but with these 2 they make up the fanfic themselves and act it out in public

[georgerussellglazer]

true russtappen is that max thinks george is the biggest loser in the world and also wants his attention so bad he cant breathe, while george thinks max chooses to be the biggest asshole in the world, despite his capacity to be chill, and still cannot help but respond to every bit of ragebait max sends his way.

occasionally their interests will align and max will be in a chill mood and still get george’s attention. this has happened four (4) times in the past 10 years.

[jullsthingsandthoughts]

Not to be Audi's lawyer cause they've been STRESSING me lately, but I sometimes see comments like "oh I expected more from them", "I expected them to battle for p7 or 8" and honestly, baby if you were delusional enough to think a brand new team with a PU build from scratch would suddenly battle against THE big 4 in their fucking first year, THAT'S ON YOU