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hazel \\ they/them \\ maybe we should bet on winning dogs this time. commissions closed! icon by bhramarii

[feketeribizli]

you are in luck i believe there is one (1) tgirl bez beznaia in the tag! https://archiveofourown.org/works/72744796

i knowww i think that was one of the very first fics i read in incognito lmao i need to go back and tell op how crazy i am about it... 😩🙏

[feketeribizli]

thinking about marci this fine evening... in the wake of barcelona, humiliated to not have won for berta or brought home anything for aston martin beyond finally out-qualifying alonso, seeks out the only other loser on the team - alonso himself. he's pent up and upset, who can blame him? after all, marci's got a partner now, a woman that he's not too sure he truly loves and can devote himself to (and besides, she seemed perfectly comfortable accompanying his father to dinner), and berta and iliya are married so it seems inappropriate to engage there. kendall's licking her wounds, too, and marci doesn't need the volatile words tonight - and oscar's in points, he's celebrating really, and marci can't deal with that either. he needs someone on his level, someone who will get the deserved satisfaction and relief out of making him a dog, making him beg and plead, and alonso just fits that bill so nicely... they both need a no-stings-attached rendezvous to relieve the stress of everything. besides, there's a bond between them that only teammates understand.

THEY BOTH NEED A NO STRINGS ATTACHED RENDEZVOUS TO RELIEVE THE STRESS ‼️ BOND THAT ONLY TEAMMATES UNDERSTAND ‼️🔥

[feketeribizli]

[brawngp2009]

the absolute scenes...

[franniegore]

i literally dont care if women are evil

[misericordiia]

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

[mycupoverfloweth]

[merclando]

every tongue that rises against oscar piastri shall fall

[bluehardtops]

Lets have eyes like mama

[lukedjarinsblog]

mercedes aknowdlege that george's front wing was incorrectly adjusted on the last pit stop which led to his decrease of pace... I don't want to hear anyone saying it was his driving or that he didn't deserve that P2 anymore

[scorseserson]

[feketeribizli]

uncle brought some mercedes branded chocolate home and erm. looking sideways at some people ("cooperation based on respect/appreciative collaboration")

[feketeribizli]

in the incestuous house of horrors divorce does toto get kimi and susie get george

well yes!

[spidergirl-fibula]

thin veil today isnt it

[feketeribizli]

didnt expect to fight side by side with will joseph and mclaren

[feketeribizli]

omg they were right... he shouldve gotten the penalty before his second pitstop...

[do-re-miracle]

What if you made up a guy who suffered suffered suffered suffered suffered suffered

[feketeribizli]

marci said he was gonna get first for berta. he just didn't specify first in what so was the first to dnf 💚

thats her prematurely finishing puppy 💚