From Ashes and dust

For me to speak without anyone feeling like they need to listen (Basically just shitposting)

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So...

I'm Ash, and here I'll basically post every random thought on my mind. From funny interactions I had, to meaningless garbage. If I feel like putting it down, you'll see it here.

I need an outlet without berating people with my ranting, and it would be lovely if anyone found meaning here. If it's inspiration, makes you think, or even if it only gets a laugh out of you, it will have been worth it.

And if you feel like sharing your own thoughts? Please! My Asks and DMs are always open.

(Also, I don't know how Tumblr works, so bare with me as I slowly figure that out)

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I need a girl to feel low-key uncomfortable when she's not in my arms.

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Me × Siren

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Lesbian love story where Siren tries to hypnotise girl, but ends up as the one hypnotised.

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I need to pepper a girl's shoulders with kisses.

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"But I don't understand… like… so are you gay?"

Well… Let's just say I took the saying "you are what you eat" a little too seriously.

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You know how people say "you're stunning"? As in, you're so beautiful it stuns me.

You're debilitating. As in, you're so beautiful that it causes severe weakness, draining my physical and/or mental strength, and impairing my ability to function normally.

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The word YAY looks like a cheering lobster.

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"There are plenty of fish in the sea." I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE FISH. I WANT THIS FUCKING SIREN.

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Welcome to the Barbaraque! Where you, the viewers, ask Barbara questions, and she… absolutely grills you.

Roll the intro!

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OH MY GODS! SEVEN LIKES! I'M FAMOUS!

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Why don't you all just rant about your favourite character to me? Just infodump about it. I don't care I don't know you, I just want you to infodump about your favourite characters from your favourite media please. Force me into your fandoms.

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Y'all thought I was joking? I neeeeed to be forced into fandoms. I only a single living fandom at the moment. I beg guys.

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Born to go out and fall in love with a Siren, forced to rot by myself and not leave the house for weeks at a time.

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Can I be a badass steampunk engineer, that works on machines in a tank top with a slight sleeper build, but still be a feminine little princess with soft, uncalloused hands that can't find her way around… a car.

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I should be able to force spoiler messages on discord. Or at the very least, they should make a blacklist function that spoilers my forbidden words.

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They should make it so we can give certain media priority on our devices. For example, I could give Spotify priority, so whenever that's playing, nothing else can hijack my sound.

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What if Peppa Pig did a Minecraft special and they called it Peppa Piglin