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[yungterra-blog]

Egg Recipe

Difficulty: egg

Time: egg

Ingredients:

egg

eight whole egg

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Step one: put eight egg on plate

Step two: look at all those egg

Step three: congratuleggtion

[ghostpocket-deactivated20211109]

LITTOL BENCH TRIO MY MOST BELOVED AND CARED

[candychocolate]

if i had a nickel for every time philza minecraft had to bear witness to canonical minecraft stripping that involved a brit, an american, at least one minor and a faceless streamer id have two nickels, which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice.

[bowenoke]

Ranboo gave Michael a honey jar and. May I offer you "Juicebox: Thick Edition"

[candychocolate]

newest and least favourite dream and ranboo parallel:

stripper

[semrielle]

day 6 of drawing the beeduo until their meet up

extra height

[nachosforfree]

gotta catch 'em all

[demonboyhalo]

Tubbo: You're literally a stripper.

Ranboo: Yep!

Phil: That was the most expensive dance in Minecraft history.

Tubbo: You gave me a -

Phil: $6000 for this [Shifts up and down]

Ranboo, laughing with Phil: I just, I just, I just - wow.

Tubbo: This is outrageous.

Ranboo: Maybe, maybe I have a future in the field Phil.

Tubbo, in the background: I, I, I -

Ranboo, still laughing: Maybe if Minecraft streaming doesn't work out, maybe I got a future.

[copepods]

what is perspective. nobody knows

[id: a drawing of tommy, tubbo, ranboo, michael, and friend. they’re all relaxing on a wooden floor with a maroon rug; tubbo is reading a picture book to michael, friend is sleeping, tommy is laying on his back and talking, and ranboo is sitting up and laughing. all four of them have mugs of hot chocolate. end id]

[demonboyhalo]

[Ranboo had redeemed $6000 of Tubbo's Amazon vouchers from the Mr. Beast challenge and Tubbo wanted repayment]

Ranboo, taking off his armor and turning around: Tubbo here's your payment okay. Here's your payment, here's your payment

[Starts shifting up and down in front of Tubbo]

Phil: Chat I'm so sorry I can't show you what we're looking at right now. That is not payment, no no no

[Tubbo stares in stunned silence with his mouth open]

Phil: This, I can't show this i - y'know what. Imma show this. This is what "payment" is

Ranboo, continuing to shift: I'm giving Tubbo payment.

Tubbo: Uh. It's.

Ranboo, putting his armour back on: Please don't kill me, please don't kill me. I have so much money on me.

Tubbo, stammering: Uh. Uh. Uh.

Ranboo, laughing: Your face is so red.

[moncuries]

posting this here bc ik y’all dont sleep. twitter has to wait >:)

anyway i went off w this wtf

[semrielle]

day 5 of drawing the beeduo until their meet up

redraw a meme

the meme in question

[riviclouds]

Top Five Ways to Quickly Calm Down Your Possessed Friend Husband

[likecarillonbells]

beeduo dynamic in a nutshell

[karda]

feels like home

[stratososcuro]

POKE

[lofeel]

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