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@ashaelhamilton
✉ Al✨thea.
althea: did noooot
althea: they talked about the next event, we're planting a garden in the elementary school next month once the snow clears
ashael: i never lie
ashael: i mean, i almost never lie.
ashael: it's gonna take a lot more than a month i hope they are aware of it
✉ Al✨thea.
ashael: you looked so gorgeous today, during our environmental club meeting, that you made it hard for me to focus
ashael: in fact, i still have no clue what we talked about...
i’m here to rp if anyone wants a thing or some back and forth replies
ronan: ugh smh
ronan: i need u to help me break into someone's house
ronan: i accidentally sent my nudes to the dean.
ashael: ...do we even know where the dean lives
ashael: was it a weird angle?
ashael: your nudes are usually decent i wouldn't worry too much about it tbh
✉ Carmelita 💃
Carmela: ughhh I scanned them into my computer and was doing photoshoppy things to it
Carmela: but i can send them bc u wanna see them so bad!
Carmela: u know, patience is a virtue smh
Ashael: it's alright i'll try to wait
Ashael: act modest and pretend i'm not really dying to see the final result
Ashael: I know I probably look bomb af
✉ Carmelita 💃
Carmela: huh???? you're asking for pictures??
Carmela: Wait sorry omg I was so confused
Carmela: I totally forgot about that for a sec but I have the pictures, I just wanted to do something more with them! You'll seeeee
Ashael: define more cause it's starting to feel like an hostage
✉ Made 🍑
matt: i’d be insulted if u didn’t!! matt: ur so far away and my bed is so warm ughhhh matt: then again, it IS meryl….
ashael: bring your pj i won’t let you go back... the lil booty shorts idk ashael: i’m a gentleman you know ashael: or too lazy to walk you back to your dorm
✉ J. Montgomery🎬
jamey: you could try but abs of steel sorry
jamey: lets chill we can play a video game
jamey: i'll bring hot beverages
ashael: the fact that you have abs and still manage to play video games this often is fascinating (and unfair)
ashael: sounds good though
ashael: you remember the address?
✉ Cia. 🕊️
acacia: don't worry about it i was only embarrassed IN FRONT OF ALL THAT PEOPLE
acacia: i'll forgive you when you make it up for me
acacia: you're an idiot btw
ashael: worst case scenario they thought I was an angry boyfriend, and they all know we're good pals so
ashael: what could possibly suit your fancy? I can make it up to you
ashael: tell me something I don't know
✉ J. Montgomery🎬
jamey: kinda like leonardo decaprio if you think about it the revanant wasn't worth the hype
jamey: taxi driver is what you call iconic
jamey: coffee run, how's it been ?
ashael: agreed... but at the same time he did everything in his power to impress with that performance
ashael: the movie was meh though
ashael: it is and i'll fight you if you don't think so
ashael: good, but i wouldnt mind better company than this nerd
i can’t come up with specific starters anymore please tag me instead
✉ Carmelita 💃
Ashael: when am I going to see those pictures?
✉ Made 🍑
matt: don’t be dumb, i wouldn’t recommend birdbox matt: i was going to say scary movie 2 matt: …kidding. what are you feeling? action? horror? something w meryl streep?
ash: lol you know me I always fuck with meryl ash: wanna come to my dowm and watch kramer vs kramer, maybe?
✉ J. Montgomery🎬
jamey: well he won a oscar for it for a reason didn't he
jamey: but i'll still hold you 😘 mediocre film
ashael: i'm not saying it's shitty i'm just saying it's not his best work! he got an oscar for it cause it was a fucking joke that he was such a legend and still had no oscar
ashael: goodfellas? taxidriver? even gangs of ny tbh
ashael: what are you up to, jim?
✉ Cia. 🕊️
Ashael: I'm sorry about last night...
Ashael: I lashed out of him but I thought he was bothering you. I promise I won't smoke as much next time we go out... probably made me psychotic idk
“So here I am, innocently buying my hazelnut praline latte, and this girl comes up to me and starts going on and on about how I slept with her boyfriend, I stole him from her, all this bullshit. And nothing I say convinces her that I have no idea what the fuck she’s talking about. Finally she actually slaps my latte out of my hand, it goes everywhere, gets all over the both of us. And then she notices that I don’t have some tattoo on my arm that this other girl apparently has, and she realizes that I was telling the truth the whole time. You bet your ass she bought me another latte.”
‘'--I never understood why people think it’s a good idea to hunt down the person who slept with their loved one. I mean, I’d be storming right up his ass -- not yours.’‘ ashael grinned to himself before taking a sip of coffee. ‘’is this why the barista was cleaning the floor when I walked in?’’ Probably.
✉ J. Montgomery🎬
ashael: my roommate is convinced the departed is Scorsese's masterpiece, hold me
