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toshio

super-perfect-cell

This gas station has fucking Star Platinum male enhancement pills

jakface

Bless jjbavines.

yungterra-blog

i love how if you play a mirror match in JJBA:ASB most characters say shit like

or

but then kakyion just

orderofmessiah

You have received a visit from Jotaro’s hat not assimilating itself into his hair, this only happens once every 100 years, reblog and you will get your own stand in 24 hours

lintufriikki

thank you so much for this message it made my day. he just wanted help with the dishes…

starplatinuw

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akiraita

Stardust Crusaders amusement park headcanons:

Joseph gets onto every ride and spends the whole ride screaming variations of “OH MY GOD” and “HOLY SHIT” even when the ride isn’t actually moving

Avdol remains completely silent during every ride but maintains a vice-like grip on the handlebars; when the ride ends, it takes him a moment to snap out of it and get off with everyone else

Polnareff screams on every single ride but brags that it wasn’t that bad once it’s over, ignores Kakyoin when he tries to point out that in every single picture the ride took of him Polnareff is screaming his lungs out; gets consistently annoyed because the wind keeps messing up his hair

Jotaro spends like the entire day before finding ways to make sure his cap doesn’t fly off; during the actual ride, Kakyoin notices Star Platinum’s fingers holding Jotaro’s cap in place but doesn’t mention anything

Kakyoin straight-up refuses to get onto the ferris wheel but nobody else understands why, because nobody else remembers Death Thirteen

Polnareff gets in trouble with Joseph because he keeps using his Stand to cheat at the carnival games… but then Joseph starts using his Stand to cheat, too

Iggy gets in trouble too because he steals food from the other carnival goers but doesn’t actually get disciplined because nobody can manage to catch him; Avdol eventually manages to placate him with the coffee-flavored gum

Kakyoin persuades everyone to get onto the bumper cars with him and immediately begins doing impossible things with his car; he rams into people with way more force than his car should even be capable of utilizing and somehow manages to spin his car into Polnareff’s, causing a massive chain reaction and everyone is screaming and Kakyoin is just kinda like “git gud”

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orderofmessiah

You have received a visit from Jotaro’s hat not assimilating itself into his hair, this only happens once every 100 years, reblog and you will get your own stand in 24 hours

aberrantnovemberist

Ingredients: [partially composted] organic cilantro (for aroma/garnish), two quarter dollops of minced garlic, sesame oil, chili oil, lemon pepper, furikake, betrayal, two eggs/ramen packet, and two packets of Nissin Top Ramen per person, a slice of ham. Anchovy paste or cuttlefish optional.

Add water to the pot. While the water heats, put the eggs in a cup and whisk them with a fork. Add the ramen to the water, then add the flavor packets (ALWAYS BEFORE OIL). Stir with egg fork. Add oils at your own discretion. Sprinkle lemon pepper and furikake seasoning before stirring in minced garlic. Cut up or tear apart the slice of ham into manageable pieces. Pour the concoction into a large bowl. Gingerly drizzle the egg slime over the top, and stir it in before it congeals (so that the heat trapped by the oil cooks the egg slime at the core). Rip some cilantro leaves apart and unceremoniously sprinkle them on that sumbitch. Gargle throwback and masticate.