gay entity

my pronouns are they/them and i am genderflux and pansexual. I get approximately 2.5 hours of sleep every night.

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ah yes what a wonderful time i am having scrolling through tumblr with buzzfeed unsolved on in the background at 3 am probably crying rn but i have lost sensation in my face

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BUNGO STRAY DOGS S4 ANNOUNCED!!

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someone please send some good mikayuu angst fics the only ones I can find have smut, happy endings or omegaverse.

When I search through the angst and major character death tags I don’t want to read about someone getting fucking steamrolled

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pronouns this, pronouns that,

I identify as your stepparent after last night

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this is a banger post why tf didn’t it get any notes

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today my music teacher asked what song makes us want to sing. I’m first on the roll, so I panicked and said Mozart’s Requim: Lacrimosa. Immediately the next person said nothing makes me feel like singing because I’m depressed. Today has been a wonderful day

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bitches b like omg dabi is so hot

oh you mean the mf who stayed in the oven too long and as a result has to staple his dick on??

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yall know how um hagrid had his wand in a fuckin umbrella yea well like if tyey did that but with dildos mfs could creare the first non electric vibrator

also i think it would be funny to kill someone by pointing a mf penis at them and yelling mumbo jumbo 

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I see a little silhouetto of a man

scara shootmyselfpls

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I’m on mars and I didn’t even need to smoke weed rnjefjodaekjwnmfakmewfxkwndfzm,nfeiokgnrjeskbefablfjk

cofee

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yo so I’m not fatherless but zhongli doesn’t count

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kurapika’s eyes would turn red during sex. No, I will not be accepting complaints.

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being non-binary is sooooo exhausting... everyone wants a piece of you, you’re hot, you’re funny, you’re cooler than ice cold, you dress impeccably... smash that reblog button if you too think non-binary people deserve to be given 1000000 dollars in cash.

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cheese lowkey fucking slaps

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god tried to kill me long ago, but I rose victorious

no one can kill me.

ever.

except myself

so long suckers

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evident is the only word that could describe the smell in the air; savoury, yet sweet. However, the scent is unrecognisable, and I hear a voice in my head say: “come forth, I am your maker”, and then I saw it, in all it’s glory:

hamborger

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I’m gonna get a mug and call it 

amugus

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if supernatural happened in the same world as fnaf sam and dean would have investigated it at least once