party like tomorrow is my funeral

asher fucking graham; nothing's gonna stop me; eighteen, freshman, dad, KΣθ

[thelandongrove-blog-blog]

Alright, I’ll be there soon.

[ashergraham-blog]

Sick, there's a beer with your name on it.

[thelandongrove-blog-blog]

That, my friend, is true.

[ashergraham-blog]

Come by the Kappa house, dude.

[thelandongrove-blog-blog]

There’s a bar downtown that I’ve heard good things about, but it’s a little sketchy.

[ashergraham-blog]

The sketchier, the cheaper the beer!

[thelandongrove-blog-blog]

You flatter me, but thanks.

[ashergraham-blog]

Of course! Any places in mind, tonight?

[thelandongrove-blog-blog]

Want to add one more to those plans?

[ashergraham-blog]

Of course, bro. Anything for a Burkett legend!

[thelandongrove-blog-blog]

Absolutely nothing, please save me.

[ashergraham-blog]

The guys and I wanna go bar hopping or find a party.

[ashergraham-blog]

It's Friday night, don't let me down people, what's going on?

[finnvogeles]

Aww, almost makes me want to have a child. Too bad I am not parent-material. They’re just cute to look at. But if you need help, I’m sure Eleanor and Rose would be more than happy to help out.

[ashergraham-blog]

You'll be a parent-type one day. Don't worry, it just sort of happens when you have to be one. 

Thanks dude, we love help.

[thejaxonbryant]

Thank you. I’ll make it up to you, I promise.

[ashergraham-blog]

Nah, you don't have to.  I mean unless you want to.

[finnvogeles]

Oh, I forgot you’re a dad now. Who’d knew you two would be the first to start popping out fetuses. How’s the whole dad thing going for you anyway?

[ashergraham-blog]

I wouldn't have predicted it either, man, but it's awesome. He's the best. I'm not the best parent but I'm learning. Adara is a great mom. She's the real super hero. 

[thejaxonbryant]

I know. And I don’t blame you. I know it’s hard. It’s just not any easier for me, either. You know? I can only do so much taking care of the baby. Plus, I have school. It just helps sometimes to see an actual person.

[ashergraham-blog]

I'm trying. I'm yours all weekend, I pinky promise.

[finnvogeles]

Is this the part where we run off into the sunset together?

[ashergraham-blog]

Hm..I don't think I can abandon my son and Dar like that. Sorry, bro. No running off to the sunset.

[thejaxonbryant]

Mr. Popular, who also has a family to check up on. We’d love to see you around more often, you know.

[ashergraham-blog]

I know, I know. I'm still learning how to balance things.

[finnvogeles]

Hey, man, thanks. You’re a life saver.

[ashergraham-blog]

I know, I'm basically a super hero.

[thejaxonbryant]

A little company would be nice, and I’m sure C.J. would love to see you.

[ashergraham-blog]

I want to see him, too. Also being with me would mean having a social life, I'm Mr. Popular.

[hunterfrye]

If I attempted to show up drunk, I would be caught in five seconds.

[ashergraham-blog]

Just play it cool, bro. It's not that hard.

[finnvogeles]

Would an on campus job pay better than being a waiter at Bogalia?

[ashergraham-blog]

Do both. They are really flexible. I'm always busy and they help me out.