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Don’t I get a say in the status of our friendship? Plus, we’re even now. Just last week you lost something of mine. I totally forgot what it was, but I’m sure you remember.
Say your piece and you will be judged. Obviously it wasn't that important to you if you can't even remember what it was.
Oh! Speaking of which—I lost your copy of The Notebook. Don’t hate me.
Friendship voided.
I see you seeing me trying to mind fuck you, yeah? And that might be a problem ‘cause I’m a cuddler.
Bet that's a pretty sight, yeah? It's okay Shan, I don't mind a cuddle now and again.
Misunderstood? Doubt it. A nanny? Our child would’ve not been raised by a nanny and turned out alright. A child needs proper care which clearly you know nothing about. Shit happened? You never cared and the sooner you admit that to your self, the quicker we can move on, love. Piss off, yeah?
Yeah, sure. Hey now! Watch your tone. My Anne was the greatest Nanny ever and I'm right ticked that you're saying she did a shit job in raising me. -- Whatever, Cass.
Who knew Asher Kane was such a sucker for affection? Smooth move. Is this that part in The Notebook where I wrap my legs around your waist, and dreamily look into your eyes?
That's the best part of The Notebook.Â
But if mi casa es su casa, doesn’t that mean su casa es mi casa? I call your bed.
I see you trying to mind fuck me, Shan. Fine, call my bed, but I also call my bed and I sleep naked so deal with it.
You could’ve just told me what it was, y’know, now I’m slightly embarrassed. And I bet I totally ruined the whole intimidating best friend show I was going for just now.
Where's the fun in that? It's exploring caves, just so you know. Yeah a littl bit. Look, I don't know what Cass told you, but I am who I am and I made it clear that I'm not the type you want to put and faith in or get attached to.
Actually, mate, it sounds kinda gross. Not really feeling up to googling it or anything. I’ve been down that road with blue waffle once before already.
It's not gross at all, unless you run into like slugs and shit. Word of advice, don't Google 'two girls one cup'.
It’s a shame that out of every moron in Cardiff, Cassie decided to pick the one that unbelievably has a thing like spelunking on their bucket list.Â
Have you ever even researched spelunking?
Found an innocent girl to knock up then leave? Oh wait, already got that checked off, don’t we?
Next on the bucket list -- spelunking.
Don’t you mean cubes? Zing.
Clever.
I am Groot. We are Groot. Incoherent mumbling.
Is that really all he says? I've never seen the movie.
Mi casa es su casa. I’d do anything for a weekend with all your fancy rich kid shit.
Thanks, but I think I prefer mi casa over su casa. No offense.
