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Say your piece and you will be judged. Obviously it wasn’t that important to you if you can’t even remember what it was.
Alright, how does this sound? Asher Kane, you are my rock and soul so you are forced to be my mate forever. Problem resolved. Not important? Let me think. Oh yeah! That's right. You totally lost the remote to my telly last week. I may of found it, but I still was deeply distraught.
Friendship voided.
Don't I get a say in the status of our friendship? Plus, we're even now. Just last week you lost something of mine. I totally forgot what it was, but I'm sure you remember.
ashernope:
That’s the best part of The Notebook.
Oh! Speaking of which--I lost your copy of The Notebook. Don't hate me.
That doesn’t mean he didn’t cry. Besides, can you blame him? It’s not exactly his fault that you’ve got a nice set of— I’m sure he couldn’t help it. Ouch, poor bloke never stood a chance.
He knew what he was getting into the second he made eye contact with me. A nice set? Are you defending him? Boys are such tossers. He should've been crunching numbers at the cash register instead of checking me out, to be frank. But I'll admit that I was flattered...at first.
1989 was a gift from the heavens above but I think we can all agree here that Four’s gonna blow that album out of the top spot. I’m sure Taylor’s still gonna be in the top five though, she’s fuckin’ Taylor Swift. —- You don’t even want one tiny little bite, babe?
--And American. See, you're doing it again! No, no, no, no, no. My jeans are getting tighter by the second, Cass. I need to jog all of this off.
And up you go!
Who knew Asher Kane was such a sucker for affection? Smooth move. Is this that part in The Notebook where I wrap my legs around your waist, and dreamily look into your eyes?
You seem so proud. That poor tosser probably cried his eyes out when he realized the number didn’t work.
I'm sure all he wanted was a hook-up, Kal. The prick had his eyes glued to my chest the entire time. Even if he did like me, minimum wage isn't really my type.
Isn’t being a woman fabulous? Men think they have all the power, but it’s actually the complete opposite. All those hardcore feminists with their gender equality forget that a girl can already get a man to do anything she wants. Of course, I could afford my own coffee. But why should I pay if I don’t have to?
My logic exactly--just more eloquent, and utterly flawless. Though, the lad seemed more intrigued by my arse than winning my heart. Oh, what would I do without you, L?
You little fuckin’ heartbreaker— that poor boy’ll be distraught when the Domino’s worker picks up instead of you.
Guilty as charged. I think he was more interested in winning my arse than my heart, love. Oh please, None and I mean none of Domino's workers are fit, Cal. Plus the pizza is shit.
Walking slow in front of me is like asking me to step on the backs of your shoes.
You should see the tossers at the mall, J. I honestly think that they're stoned.
I almost threw my bloody phone against a wall this morning. Why do people insist on calling me before noon? Piss off, I’m sleeping.
A 'wee bit grumpy, are we? But anyways, I came over here to see what you were doing. I literally never catch you these days, mate.
I feel like I’m the only one who’s more excited about the new One Direction album than 1989. I mean, yeah, Taylor did a bloody knockout job with the album but….One Direction. I’ve been listening to the new song on repeat all day and I’m pretty sure the froyo people were giving me the nastiest looks. Ask me if I care, ‘cause I don’t.
I'd have to agree with you on this one, love. Don't get me wrong, 1989 is ace. But to frank with you, I think the boys' album is going to be better. They were staring at you? I hardly noticed. You're taunting me with that froyo, Cass. And don't tell me to go get one because you know about my diet. Also the fact that I don't have a single pound since I left my wallet.
Nope, not true. And his smile was disgusting, how dare you.
I watch The Grinch Who Stole Christmas every year, Shan. I even have some pajamas. Don't tell me I'm wrong. But say--I remember a certain someone who always watched it with me.
