shit talkers

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How about Sean and Catalina?

I mean, Sean needed to get laid so I guess I’m all for this

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tell me some ships in mind

How about you send me some ships and I’ll let you know what I think of them.

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who are your favorite guys and girls? why?

I’ve always had a soft spot for Sean, even if he is an old man. Cal is funny as fuck. Harper is fucking hot. Tony is still unbelievably dreamy. Austen is hot and just the right amount of sassy. Erin has and always will be my favorite no explanation needed. Alexis is intriguing me I’d like to see more of what she can do.

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CRACKSHIPS: Madison & Her Vibrator, Blake & That Bullet That Almost Killed Her, Jaz & Booze.

Tell me how you really feel nonnie.

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Most likely to get arrested?

That’s a no brainer; Austen. That bitch leads a reckless life.

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Who do you think are the most fashionable?

“Blake dresses cutely, same with with Rory. Maybe Austen. No guys come to mind.”

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Lola is so fucking annoying all she does and cry and complain about being a slut

“Do you really blame her, though? Maybe if she was treated like a human being, not like trash, by others around her, then maybe she wouldn’t be so depressing.”

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Most likely to leave town?

“At this point? Holiday. But good riddance.”

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Most likely to get knocked up?

“If women could get pregnant from other women, Jaz. But sadly, they cannot. Lexa seems to get around quite a bit.”

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Looks like our queen bitch has beef with our starlet. Anyone who can get Holiday angry is an ace in my book.

“Couldn’t agree more. Nice to see someone put Holiday in her place.”

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What is up? What's the 411? What's the hot gossip?

“It looks like the least problematic, dramatic people around got together. That’s all I have for you.”

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Most likely to beat Trump with a baguette?

“One of the Forester sisters.”

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Who is this stupid Colby?? I hate her

“So you hate indepedent girls who aren’t afraid to speak their mind? Noted.”

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Come tell me a little story.

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There can’t be nothing you guys wanna talk about! Come on, I’ve got opinions that need to be shared.

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CRACKSHIPS: Sean and Tessa, Jaz and Al, Ava and Holiday.

Sean and Tessa: Total ship! Those two are both such babes, it’d be so aesthetically pleasing.

Jaz and Al: Total sink. Al is a pussy, and Jaz would be all over skipping out on that. Plus, she’s so far out of his league, they’re not even playing the same sport.

Ava and Holiday: Who the fuck knows, but I’d be so down to watch. Hot babes as fuck.

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Really, kids? Nothing? I know you’ve got a dirty little secret to get off your chest. Come share it with the Queen Bee.