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james? more like lames.

❛ nope, never heard of him — why do you ask? does he wanna kiss my ass too? ❜

❛ that’s a question you’d have to ask HIM, not be, james. ❜

#chipbcwdrie #✖ ❛ v. assbear the smite professional ( main verse. )

broyoyo.

❛ no, but it’s about two hours until you gotta kiss my butthole. ❜

❛ james, please. i have a boyfriend. maybe you know him, his name is seamus. ❜

#chipbcwdrie #✖ ❛ v. assbear the smite professional ( main verse. )

chipbcwdrie

❛ hey, did you know it’s about two hours until dawn? ❜

#chipbcwdrie #✖ ❛ v. assbear the smite professional ( main verse. )

n7shani-deactivated20220617

“Someone commented saying that I dye my hair as much as Ramona from Scott Pilgrim, which I do”

#✖ ❛ opinionated smite professional ( ash. )

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❛i’m NOT james’ SISTER. ❜

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#✖ ❛ why are u doin this cici ( self promo. )#( :^) i'm bA C K AF )

TOTALLY MY BRO.

❛ snoozing, going to the bathroom, it’s all the same; you weren’t here — okay, y’know what? fine. i’ll buy you guys dinner ‘cause i’m a GOOD friend to both you and seamus. what did you have in mind? ❜

❛ so does that mean i can say that if you’re not in your office? ‘you snooze you lose, bro.’ hey, i’m totally up for that, i think seamus would love it too. maybe we can go to a five-star restaurant? ❜

#ubcrhaxornova #✖ ❛ the correct things to say ( replies. )#✖ ❛ v. assbear the smite professional ( main verse. )#( cries she's gonna order smthg cheap th o #like in james' tweet to ste F )

ASS WIGGLER.

“Why not?” Seamus crossed his arms, and made a fake pouting face.

❛ why would i? ❜ her voice was on the edge of being playful, but serious at the same time.

#sircasmus #✖ ❛ the correct things to say ( replies. )#✖ ❛ v. assbear the smite professional ( main verse. )#( :^) )

novaios

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ssohh:

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#✖ ❛ sarcastic son of a bitch ( my moose. )

ASS WIGGLER.

“Aw, come on Ash!”

❛ no ! i am NOT wiggling my ass for you, moose. ❜

#sircasmus #✖ ❛ the correct things to say ( replies. )#✖ ❛ v. assbear the smite professional ( main verse. )

TOTALLY MY BRO.

❛ okay — what do i owe you? and do not say ice cream seriously because it was MY fucking ice cream to begin with. you snooze, you lose, motherfucker! ❜

❛ ---- you owe me DINNER then, james. next time the moose and i are out, you’re fine with paying right? and i did not snooze you asshole ! i was in the bathroom. ❜

#ubcrhaxornova #✖ ❛ the correct things to say ( replies. )#✖ ❛ v. assbear the smite professional ( main verse. )

hoxrdan:

Okay, I’m posting this here and I’m posting this now.

Roleplaying as a real person may seem nasty, gross, disgusting, or ridiculous to you. This does not condone you to send anyone hate messages, telling them to delete, telling them to kill themselves. For starters, it’s disgusting behavior. Totally not the way to go about it. If you have a problem, leave. Do not send someone hate because you can’t handle it. I’m speaking on behalf of everyone in this community, if anyone we roleplayed as had a problem with it, we’d deactivate effective immediately. I know the reasoning of this uproar was due to the fact an account used SuperMaryFace‘s pictures for inappropriate roleplaying (which is not excusable on any accounts and I hope they delete their account and stop what they’re doing). But, as you can tell, most of us don’t do these kinds of things out of respect for the people we roleplay as. We aren’t out of line, we aren’t being rude, and we aren’t claiming to be whom we roleplay. Hence why we put ‘written by’ on our blogs because we aren’t pretending to be them.

On a side note, I understand where you are coming from and I understand how you could be bothered by it, but going about it in a unhealthy manner is just? Rude, disgusting, and immature? For starters, I know for a fact that who I roleplay as, Jordan Mathewson, is fine with it. He has interacted with ask blogs (ask-kooters) saying that their blog is pretty darn awesome and clearly he was fine with it. Kevin has also confirmed he’s okay with it. As far as I know, most of the Youtubers are completely okay with it, as long as we aren’t claiming to be them, stealing their content or participating in inappropriate roleplaying/using their face for inappropriate roleplaying, they are fine with it. They certainly don’t want you sending us hate and saying we should delete and calling us ‘real assholes’ and saying ‘kill yourself’. If you think you are doing good, you aren’t. You are hurting us and making us feel terrible. None of the Youtubers would want that.

So stop.

#tbt

ASS WIGGLER.

“Hmm, I changed my mind Please don’t wiggle your ass for me, I’m not in the mood anymore.”

❛ glad we’re on the same page then, moose. ❜

#sircasmus #✖ ❛ the correct things to say ( replies. )#( ✿┊v. smite &&. streaming; the life of assbear. )

MOOSE.

“Yeah, I guess so.” He was alright, not really feeling all too bad, slight stomach pains aside, until they parked. As he got out of he car, he felt considerably more nauseous after getting to his feet. Leaning against the car for a moment, he regained his composure and swallowed some of the nausea and slowly walked around to Ash’s side of the car.

“I’m ready to get this over with.” Walking at her side, they made it inside the ER without incident. Walking up to the desk, the lady sitting behind it looked up with an obviously fake smile. Well, didn’t she look happy to be doing her job?

“What is your name, Sir?”

she followed him inside, taking his hand and giving him a glance of reassurance. ❛ so am i. ❜ she looked at the female at the desk, smiling and asking for his name. what she didn’t understand was why people with jobs like this always looked... well fake all the time. maybe it was their paycheck? she didn’t know, and frankly she didn’t care as much as she should for wondering.

❛ his name is seamus o’doherty. he’s been vomiting for the past few hours, now can we go in to see a doctor? ❜ the receptionist’s expression changed from one of those smiles you see when people are annoyed to one that’s serious.

❛ well alright then, mr. o’doherty and... mrs. o’doherty? the waiting room’s over there. ❜ her gaze went back to her computer, leaving ash standing there, frowning &&. looking over at seamus.

❛ well i guess, mr. o’doherty, let’s go. ❜ she nodded her head over to where they were told to go. hand still holding his, she leaned over, whispering to him, ❛ that receptionist is a total ass. ❜

#sircasmus #✖ ❛ the correct things to say ( replies. )#( ✿┊v. smite &&. streaming; the life of assbear. )

ashhbear-blog

❛i’m NOT james’ SISTER. ❜

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#✖ ❛ why are u doin this cici ( self promo. )#( b c tbh rip i want to interact w/ ppl bu t??? )

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Texting meme

ashhbear-blog

princehanswestegard:

Send ✆ for a morning text

Send ✉ for a text that wasn’t sent

Send ☎ for a rushed text

Send ☏ for a loving text

Send ⁇ for a drunk text

Send ø for a late night text

Send ✘ for a hateful text

#( gonna redo tags here 2 #but i'm gonna be more active bc rn i have ash mu SE?? )#✖ ❛ pepe is the weirdest ( meme. )

ASS WIGGLER.

“Well, I’m asking for it.”

❛ i know. that’s why i’m not doing it. ❜

#sircasmus #( ✿┊replies 4 erryone. )#( ✿┊v. smite &&. streaming; the life of assbear. )

TOTALLY MY BRO.

❛ what are you getting at, ashley? you gonna try and bribe my DOG away? you’d really do that to your big brother? && I DON’T OWE YOU SHIT. please. ❜

❛ you never said it was IMPOSSIBLE to do. and yes, i’d really do that to my big brother. because he didn’t get me shit. james, you owe me A LOT of SHIT. ❜

#ubcrhaxornova #( ✿┊replies 4 erryone. )#( ✿┊v. smite &&. streaming; the life of assbear. )

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