100% human ramblings

[anik]

i love this guy

[ashhisntavampire]

just read this french sign as 'le trans machine' and feel personally betrayed by all of france that thats not in fact what it says

[screenshotsofdespair]

[hawfstuff]

[hannibal-lecters-cock]

could’ve been into literally anything else but nooooo my brain decided the peak of romance was two toxic gay cannibals having the world’s most sexually charged therapy sessions

[ashhisntavampire]

PART THREE (step-dad this time)

[ashhisntavampire]

i see no signs that hannibal is returning to uk netflix and if somebody doesnt sort this out i will start fires

[cottoncandylesbo]

oh fuck... the adderall has hit my system... the change, it's happening... grRRRGH...!! get away from me, before it's too late...!!

(flails on the ground, then stands up and does the dishes)

[shittycryptids]

an ant colony that fights off anteaters by piloting an anteater-shaped mecha

[dogpuppy]

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[ozempicofficial]

[thatsuspicioussquid]

I want penis in my colada

Suck balls in the drain

[zoesupreme]

I have started following the journey of a German soccer fan in the US for the world cup

[zoesupreme]

[zoesupreme]

[zoesupreme]

[zoesupreme]

@laeffy the euros have found buc-ee's

[zoesupreme]

[laceration-d0ll]

YOUR EMAIL FINDS ME ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE

[wizardnaturalist]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

[rabbiteclair]

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"