hats for every occasion

I'm Ashley. I'm not gonna lie, this is like 50% Touhou and 25% whatever anime I'm watching this season.

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[andthepeople]

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

[lesbianeo]

mutuals, you can pick me up to put me in your inventory

[eoh666]

playground insults in 2030: dude your dad looks like ai generated gay porn

[filmphotofranz]

[nyco--bit]

Original story by UnmovingGreatLibrary, read it here.

Part 1

Part 2

I am really proud of the paneling in this one.

[swaxe]

Today's LGBTQ+ Character of the day is

The Essential Worker (heavily implied)

[dmcfadzean]

Dailies, May 25 - 31, 2015

momomomomomomomomomomomomomomomomomomo…

[star-mom-selkie]

happy pride month

[wizardpostsdotorg]

hate shopping in the health food section what do you mean heart healthy happy body gut smile no guilt shame free fat free msg free taste free. i just want some dried mango slices. why are you all so scared

[wizardpostsdotorg]

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[ducissatenebrarum]

Hieronymus Bosch

[archiveswizard]

He looks a bit different than I imagined.

[charl0ttan]

im glad we're in the internet backwaters i think if dove chocolate or something replied to my post i would just keep reporting them for terorism again and again and again

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[tredlocity]

[owldude]

[penny-anna]

what if on Taskmaster one of the contestants died in the middle of filming a task but after doing enough of the task for it to be deemed complete so since there was nothing in the rules to say you had to be alive throughout they allowed it. & then all the other contestants bombed so badly that the dead person won the task and in the studio Greg was there like 'wow you all managed to do worse than Christine and she was dead for most of it'

[penny-anna]

they don't sub in a replacement contestant for the studio shows so one of the chairs is just empty and sometimes when contestants are arguing their case on something they're like 'I think if Christine was still with us she'd take my side' and Greg would be like 'for fuck's sake stop bringing up Christine'

[penny-anna]

also everyone (Greg included) would dunk on Alex for 'killing Christine' with the task and Alex would keep nervously laughing it off and be like 'legally speaking we weren't responsible for what happened to Christine'

[penny-anna]

the interstitials for the season occasionally feature randomly inserted shots of Christine's lifeless body lying on the ground

[penny-anna]

obviously it would already have been announced that Christine died filming Taskmaster but during the show they wouldn't say which task it happened in so every time there's a Christine segment it'd be like is this the one where she died 🤔 let's watch and find out

[suzirya]

I got permission from this friend to post this because holy fuck I can't stop laughing