Ashieyu's Blog

Almost 30 and very tired

[betterbemeta]

You have a thing at 2:00 PM so you set a reminder for 1:00 PM because you don’t want to be late, but you should eat by 12:00 PM. That means you should start preparing food by 11:30 AM, but you want to double check or confirm the appointment before 11:00 AM before everyone goes to lunch. So if you want to finish your other tasks by 10:00 AM, you ought to start at 8:00 AM, which means you’ve got to wake up at 7:30 AM and you may as well get ready to go out then ahead of time, and that’s how something that starts at 2:00 PM effectively starts at 7:30 AM and lasts the entire day.

[myworldinboxes]

ME. ME. ME.

[faribabyyy]

Literally how I plan my day when I have a thing

[joshsundquist]

2014, 2017 and 2019 were all ideas suggested to me on the internet. Got any for 2020?

[k-eke]

HONK HONK!

[inuyash]

[bumblebeebats]

Yesterday at work these two 12yo boys came through my line and i’m instantly like. oh Boy. Because solo children at a grocery store are always forces of chaos, good or bad

But thankfully these ones were totally pleasant, and when i asked if they wanted a receipt one of them pulled out a random fuckin receipt from his bag and asked “Do YOU???” and y’all, i lost my shit… What a power move. When will i ever be this funny

[thegoodvybe]

[studentlifeproblems]

[teenagerposts]

100 level course prof: Attendance is mandatory, no phones allowed, 12 hours of homework/week, also we have 5 exams and one is in 9 days

500 level course prof: I illegally downloaded the texbook, I’ll send you the link. text me if you need anything. Do you guys wanna go kayaking?

[lesbiansinthegarden]

FYI

100 level course prof: Usually an adjunct. Very smol and new to teaching. Lives with dept head up their butt and double checking everything they do

500 level course prof: Is presumed to be competent and is left alone to become the true agent of chaos all teachers yearn to be

[gardenforsparrows]

500 level also has tenure and can do whatever they want with little to no consequences

[wormofmouth]

also 100 level course: 250 students, at 8:30 AM bc the department is required to schedule at least one class in that timeslot 500 level course: 5 students, a once-a-week four-hour-long shitshow in a coat closet that the prof is fond of

[someplanetelse]

“a once-a-week four-hour-long shitshow in a coat closet that the prof is fond of “

i´m shaking…

[fanonical]

the quibbler branches out into a video series

quibbler unsolved, starring luna and hermione

[memorizingthedigitsofpi]

Quibbler Unsolved

[martindykewood]

[grabs your hand] no, it’s our chemical romance

[julyknights]

[floralandfadingbesitos-blog]

I legit just spent thirty minutes searching for this post to show to my sister. omg nooo

[dankmemeuniversity]

[xjayju]

Why is this so funny

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

The probability of you getting attacked by a gorilla at any given point is very low… but it’s never zero.

[dixiechad]

[chemicalheart-deactivated202009]

Why must your art be "good"? Isn't it enough to explore your medium on your own terms, joyfully?

[unhistorical]

Rovere Scott The strait of the Golden Gate before the Bridge, 1925.

California Historical Society

[stream]

[nicolauda]

Lion King (1994) explaining the importance of stylized 2D animation: Lion King (2019) and Cats (2019):

[pastaroasta]

Kimba The White Lion (1965) explaining the importance of an original idea:

Lion King (1994) Lion King (2019) Cats (2019)

[doink-z-deactivated20241130]

Shakespeare (1564) explaining the importance of an original idea:

Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):

[onceuponamirror]

Saxo Grammaticus (c. 1160 – c. 1220) explaining the importance of understanding that all creative work is inherently derivative once you study the oral tradition of storytelling and history and that’s okay because generations have always reformatted tropes and themes to make them relatable to their current audiences 

Shakespeare (1564), Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):

[captain-snark]

Tyrannosaurus rex (Late Cretaceous) explaining nothing because he’s a don’t give a fuck

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

lol look at the bed party in the last pic wahoo. bed bitches cozy fuck ups

[hatefuhk]

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

[turtle0verl0rd]

JUMPING ON THIS OPPORTUNITY