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faintsuns

o wurm?

bedupolker

Real Isopod Facts

sarahseeandersen

rongzhi

English added by me :)

cloudyfromoobsession

apparently he did and he just wrote ‘119’ SCREAM

headspace-hotel

"I WAS JUST ACTING LIKE A CRAB"

mwagneto

losing my MIND

dragelton

mwagneto

laughoutloud-club

Well played Oliver, well played

bedupolker

Always someone better

laughoutloud-club

Compelling Reasons Connecting Everything to the Internet is a Mistake

fluffmugger

thoodleoo

god i love reading about stupid drama in ancient greece. like there was an athlete named theagenes who was so good at every kind of athletic contest that when he died, one of his opponents would go to beat the shit out of a statue of him out of spite, but then one day the statue fell on the guy and killed him so the greeks took the statue to court for murder, convicted it, and threw it into the sea

thoodleoo

actually i left out the best part of this story which is that a plague then struck and when people consulted the oracle at delphi she was like "well you've pissed of theagenes" so they had to go dig the statue back up out of the fucking water

dirtycoffinwolfconfessions

saltycharacters

[ID: 4 digital art pieces featuring a green scarecrow character. The 1st has her walking towards the camera, pulling a black trench coat over her right arm while straw falls off her body. The 2nd is a greyscale sketch of her from the bust up, as she extends a hand towards the camera, smirking. The 3rd is a parody drawing, with the scarecrow posing like the popular “Sonic adventure” promotional art, where sonic is in a bent position while pointing finger guns. The final drawing is pixel art, featuring the scarecrow and 4 nearly identical, light-skinned humanoids in a line. They’re all wearing dark cloaks and hats, each hat slightly varying in shape. End ID]

Effie G. Cornfield my beloved!!!