painis cupcake

Horror movie, Tf2 and Pokémon fan. 15+. Demisexual. I take requests. Might write fanfics one day, who knows. Btw I will post basically everything and anything here ngl. From fanfics to literal random 3 am thoughts.

[ashisunw0rthy]

finished version :)

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my bb startle

he goin to scare u and then eat u up cuz yes

thats what he does

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the book of faxx

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scrolling through my old posts makes me cringe like ugh

my art was so terrible 😩 (it still is btw but y’know what I mean)

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MORE ART!!

I think-

Ugh

enjoy some silly meme redraws because I felt like doing so

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cupcake my beloved 😩💞

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yowtf why is there people liking my art djdnhd

anyways here finished round bb and a solly 😳

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round bb in progress 😩

i love him sm smh

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i redesigned an old oc 👁👁

so yeah meet william,

lil’ twink went from closeted gay to a polyamorous bisexual with h u g e turn ons for soldiers-

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We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.

[xikar]

Question.

I’ve rebogged bread.

[doublereversequadrupleagent-blo]

What?

[arthurkingsmen-archive-deactiva]

I have done nothing but reblog bread for the past three days.

[blurry-yeensman]

Where, where have you been sending it?!

[infamouslydorky]

[impiusangelus]

I love how there are more reblogs than likes

[silver-tongues-blog]

This post. This fucking post. I cannot believe after nearly 7 years its still going around. Let alone ON MY OWN DASH! A kid born on the day i posted this would be entering 2nd grade right now.

[ultimatebottom69]

… Is your Kid name Bread ?

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if your kid is named bread

[overworked-strawberry]

I am in 2020 and I Do Not Like This Post

[mothyyx]

Oh my gosh… Did I ??? Oh no … Did I really just reblog bread?

[a-blurry-mess-deactivated202208]

Oopsies

[oops2007]

I reblogged bread

[jenjenweeeee]

I reblogged 😳

[magg0t-king]

I REPEAT:

DO NOT REBLOG BREAD!

[golden-masquerade]

I reblogged bread!

You told me to!

[ghostlymorphi]

Reblog the bread! Got it!

[ashisunw0rthy]

we teleported bread

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Hey can I get headcannons on the crews favourite colours, please?

Gladly!

Scout :

His favourite colours are green and grey.

Soldier :

WHITE, BLUE AND RED, THE COLOURS OF THE AMERICAN FLAG-

Pyro :

All of them, they loves everything that is colourful aka rainbows, cotton candies, etc. So I believe they love every bright colours.

Engineer :

sky blue.

Medic :

Blood red/crimson.

Heavy :

Brown.

Demoman :

What’s the colour of alcohol? Otherwise, he likes pink, mainly because of pretty flowers.

Spy :

He likes the colour Fuschia, even if it may seem somewhat girly.

Sniper :

Yellow or orange.

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I sorta made my own TF2 Freak, I don’t even know if I’m allowed but like I did 👉🏻👈🏻

So I present to you guys my boy Startle, a 5’10 engineer-

He’s sort of inspired by “Painis Cupcake” and “The Ghost Rider” in a way, along with some horror movies I used to love.

Basically, he loves scaring the crap outta people.

He is a cannibal, but isn’t always hungry- He eats every three days, and when hunting he will dig a hole in the ground and hide into it waiting for a prey, and since he’s flexible he can fit in extremely small places. And since he is an engineer, I thought that maybe he could create chains with the metal he use when building sentries, teleporters, etc- Except he can just form the chains into his hands, as if melting the metal and modeling the chains just with the heat of his palms.

He is rather passive-aggressive as well, usually attack when hungry or frustrated by another. He doesn’t attack other Freaks unless needed/is a case of life or death.

He is otherwise friendly towards every freaks unless annoyed, he’ll then just give them the silent treatment.

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Could I get headcanons on the stupidest things the mercs have ever done? Feel free to add in npcs if you feel like it

Of course!

Scout :

He once mixed beer with some of his bonk as a dare from Soldier. Of course, to show he’s not a pussy he did it. And drank it, causing him to almost get a heart attack and get sick. He passed a few days in the medical bay after that and promised himself to never, ever again accept a dare from Soldier.

Soldier :

He honestly doesn’t consider anything he does as a stupid idea. But it would probably be the time he got his hand stuck into his rocket launcher after somehow letting something slip into it, and firing it to try and get unstuck. And so his arm flew off and he had to continue the match until he next respawned to get back into one piece.

Pyro :

They doesn’t see any of it as stupid, but the most smart ones of the team can all agree with each others : playing with bread monster “puppies” is an incredibly stupid thing to do.

Engineer :

He once tried to see if he could fit into the fridge. He don’t even know why himself, he just randomly got curious about it and emptied the whole thing before getting in...He could almost fit.

Heavy :

He once called Pizza Hut and asked them for Domino’s number because he dislike their pizzas.

Medic :

Probably getting caught while dumping dead bodies into a river, pretty self explanatory.

Spy :

In his opinion, joining this team full of morons. But let’s all be real, it cannot be the worst he did.

Actually, he once misjudged the engineer during an argument. He ended up being gifted with a wrench to the face.

Sniper :

Oh boy, the stupidest thing he has ever done is drinking his own piss. Ew, I know. But he didn’t knew, he mistook it for his lemonade..! Okay yes, he could have stopped drinking it after the first sip. But Demo challenged him to drink it for 20 bucks. What? Money is money.

Demoman :

Mixing 10 different kinds of alcohol together and drinking it as if nothing. He still regrets it and his stomach keeps reminding it to him.

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People : Are you a simp, Unw0rthy?

Me : No

Also me : *Draws Painis Cupcake out of nowhere and also, basically shirtless*

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Random headcanons about Dell & Jane (Engie and Solly)

A buddy told me that one, so credit to Enjajane on amino for the Headcanon but,

~What if Dell got his hand stuck in some way and Jane lobbed it off to free him, causing Dell the need to have a prosthetic arm. Dell most likely slapped Jane in the face after for cutting off his arm. With the severed arm.

Also few more random headcanons that I came up with and probably are already a thing ;

~Jane is probably the one waking everyone up in the morning by being loud as hell. At what time you may wonder? 6 am, no exceptions. Every morning he just yell and wake everyone up and get them to go train, after breakfast of course.

~Dell is a transgender man.

~And unlike most people headcanon, I believe Dell would set fire to the kitchen if he even tried to put something into the microwave.

~I believe Dell probably feels guilty when he goes to sleep because he could be finishing some blueprints, buildings, etc in the meantime.

~You can try all you want, you cannot make Jane embarrassed.

~Jane is demisexual and Dell is bisexual.

eh :p

[ashisunw0rthy]

yoooooo

I kinda want to write TF2 fanfics???

Or headcanons even!

So basically, yes. I am opening requests.

That it is art, fanfics or simple headcanons I don’t care. Y’all can go ahead and request!

I can write for every TF2 characters and I don’t mind if they’re not playable characters, it doesn’t change my love for them. I can write both sfw and nsfw content, but if y’all request nsfw content don’t expect too detailed stuff as I am terrible at doing those 😅

By the way for fanfics and Headcanons regarding [Character] x Reader, the pronouns used will be non-binary unless the request specify any particular pronouns!

PleaseAnyoneRequestIamBored:’)

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i discovered who painis cupcake was and that is a terrible thing because now i simp for him oh no

also have these i randomly made yeet