"I guess the Carny ain't gonna show"

and they were silent for a spell; wishing they'd done a better job of burying Sorrow  

[rainblowg]

[loveridden1999]

crossfaded somewhere between "there has to be more to life than this" and "every mundane thing is beautiful when you're with people you love"

[cherryredjasperr]

whines pitifully . flops on the ground . bursts into flames

[vishnovy]

[vivaciousclown]

I just experienced a site that removed its actual search function and replaced it with generative AI to force you to use their AI (with the idea to "correct" it) and it felt like this

(disclaimer: I did not correct the AI, as I'm familiar with the back and forth it would inevitably have and don't want to use it in the first place, but it was giving me suggested prompts to feed the AI that implied it wanted me to correct it, aware it will give me irrelevant results- this post is more me being frustrated that a direct search feature is no longer the standard while forcing the shitty thing into every aspect of websites BECAUSE of the AI craze)

[killhitleragain]

just a little sex

[transxfiles]

CC: 

Kermit: Oh, oh, uh... well, fine. Listen, after these messages we’ll be back with a lot of great funny sketches and, and some neat songs... hm, and, and maybe some sex-

Yellow Muppet: What?

Kermit, reassuringly: Hm? Well, just a little sex-

[the-irreverend]

GOD, I LOVE THIS HELLSITE!!!!!!!!!!

[pottedpony]

Horloz anyone

[vivaciousclown]

I don't think frisk is a literal toddler or anything, but I feel like the fandom is too latched onto humans as real people when entering fictional worlds with their own version of humankind like toby fox is both a fan of homestuck and friends with the creator, and one of the human heroes as a baby and toddler was shown like this:

I'm pretty sure young fictional humans being abnormal in our standards isn't a stretch when it's a fictional take on our race in the first place, or there's fictional aspects surrounding the humans like magic and soul essence all that (ntm toby's games being based off a dream he had, and humans in our dreams don't strictly operate under our exact world and logic, do they?)

[gothhyrax]

No more tears, it's a waste of good suffering

[segamascott]

[eviethekiwi]

disappears into the fog with a gay little run that pisses you off

[ectoimp]

[takofukkatsumi]

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

[miniaturize]

i ❤ fact checking bold unsourced claims

[zonesoftime]

I like how looking for this post on your blog makes it look like you spent 3 hours checking whether or not apples are a type of fruit

[weevile-mantis]

surprised no ones suggested them yet, but maybe flushed rufhor and flushed horloz if neither have been done?

[pastabaguette]

a few nine-sweep nogame portraits.

their heights are not to scale. in truth, feferi is much shorter than nepeta and equius, who are about equal in height.

bonus feferi below the cut.

[pastabaguette]

edited to include a new picture (top) for the sake of presentation.

the bottom numbers are nothing special in truth, just their heights and weights.

[lindewyrm]

cesare i love you. i love you cesare

[aniconist]