[butlookwhathappenedtothecook]

[jaaake-deactivated20240524]

she said this to RuPaul

[sour-charity]

and she was right

[transxfiles]

you may notice i use the phrase “my beloved” frequently. this is because i am in love with the world and everything in it. hope this clears things up <3

[transxfiles]

girl help the pessimists found me

[phoenixichi]

“girl help i am staunchly refusing to realise my own naivete in a world almost completely made up of things that couldnt care less about me or are actively exploiting me”

[tiefling-enjoyer]

[honigimohr]

“It costs $0.00 to be a decent person.”

— Unknown (via deeplifequotes)

[brooklynbabyz]

[pipistrellus]

One time I brought one of my rocks with me on a plane to touch to calm me down during the flight, but it fell out of my pocket on my way back to the bathroom and then as soon as i realized this they actually announced “did anyone lose…… . A rock” over the loudspeaker system.

When I went up to claim it the plane man, clearly unable to throw off the shackles of his training in the procedure of asking for people’s full names and birthdates when they come to claim wallets, said “wait no, first tell me what color it is so I know it’s really yours”

He seemed to realize this was stupid directly after saying it and kind of smiled like to make it a joke but the joke was on him bc I Described the fucking rock to him for like 30 solid seconds

…anyway. that was an interaction I had once

[pipistrellus]

this is like the only viral post that i dont regret making at ALL

[nickandros]

[wumblr]

i’m sorry but “are you from tennessee because you’re the only ten i see” is funnier with literally any other location. bro are you from capetown because you’re the only cape i town. the only rhode i land. the only ant i arctica. are you from the great lakes region because you’re the only mich i gan. bro are you from the moon. because you’re the only mo i oon

[tiberius-claudius-nero]

the only miss whose piss i sippie

[soulspark]

[drydreams]

I wanna be soft with someone and not regret it after

[yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726]

[aidashakur]

The real flex is keeping your heart soft and your boundaries strong.

[bitcheslovepearls]

having time vs. making time. there’s a difference.

[kevingetem]

I did it outta love so you don’t owe me shit

[dankmemeuniversity]

[lilllium]

—Salvador Plascencia, from The People Of Paper

[urbanrealism]

Ain't nothing wrong with chubby stomachs.

[6thlovelanguage-deactivated2020]

no offense but if you have ever been kind to me i have never forgotten it