🍃eating leaf🌿

🦠🪷I am an innocent slug 💗 going about my slugly day🪷🦠

[straycatj]

はんぶん…

A half and half...

[eikonoklasms]

i cant stop thinking about this post so bad. cat named daniel

[sacred-portal]

[hozierswift]

clicking 'stay signed in'-buttons used to mean that u would stay signed in

[certified-cervid]

women with giant hats are awesome

[byjove]

Baby name of the day is Utility, given to a baby girl born in North Carolina in 1868. She had a brother named Mount Vernon and another brother named Wheatly. I am perplexed by the naming convention

[talesfromtreatment]

Since you mentioned people bringing in their pets for "skin problems" that are actually nipples -- how often does that happen?

Well, it happened two days ago so.... probably 4 or 5 times a year?

[mortalityplays]

there a lot of details of american macroculture that have caused what I'd describe as a reality fracturing mental reset when I learned about them. one was learning that children do literally swear their allegiance to the american flag every morning before school and that's not a quaint comedic exaggeration left over from the 1950s like rabbit ears on a TV. one was learning that Americans have to pay for ambulance transportation. one was learning that Americans are taught the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki were tough brave necessities that made the world safer and not horrific war crimes on a footing with the nazi holocaust.

and one was learning that the cultural cachet of veggietales is completely unironic and a lot of you watched the parables of God from the bible and his son jesus christ the cgi vegetable for real real and thought it was good, no goofing, not a bit

[mortalityplays]

thank you small americans in my phone for correcting me: beloved cgi bible show did not portray the son of god as a vegetable, because that would have been sacrilegious

[cheaphalloweencostume]

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

[cheaphalloweencostume]

did we like, all forget about telling jokes

[cheaphalloweencostume]

its gigglebait. its hehebait

[thememedaddy]

[kakinou]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 2.01 'What Can the Damned Really Say to the Damned' THE VAMPIRE LESTAT 1.01 'Detroit'

[and-fishing-equipment]

let's punch children with mama

[thundergrace]

WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS MY FAVORITE TELEVISION SERIES OF ALL TIME (it's not out yet)

[cryoverkiltmilk]

📝

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Oh, I am in.

[dduane]

WANT. :)

[opandapants]

Why does this have to be an Amazon production?!

Y'all are going to have to tell me how fantastic it turns out because I won't be breaking my boycott to watch it.

[thundergrace]

Please teach gen z how to watch things illegally. The notes are seriously making me sad.

[caffedorzo]

[insomniac-arrest]

brought nothing to the gun fight, and everyone is really embarrassed for me. they keep trying to hand me a knife or a really big rock but I tell them I am not a charity case and die immediately

[laterkiss]

i should've locked in when i was thirteen

[spicyvampire]

The way all the 2020s have done so far have been making me categorically against every new generation of tech that comes out is insane. Like I'm from a technological boom generation, saw the first portable phones, nokias & blackberries & flipphones etc, and the first smartphones, and the first ipods & ipads & tablets in general while still having cassettes & DVD & MP3 players around so I know how all of it work, I had computer classes in high school, I did the transition between home desktop computers to laptops and back to gaming computers. But then they started to put internet in your printer & microwave, everything has ads & AI now and every update is worst than the last. I literally loved technology and they ruined it

[crownote]

I bought a fan that only turns on with an app and the app is too old so my phone can't download and now i cant turn on my fucking fan

[spicyvampire]

[soupy-sez]

Jett Fillmore from GOAT (2026) trailer