Secretly a Siren

Ashley//17//Cancer// I talk on tags sometimes

[vapebleach]

[imsoshive]

y‘all ruining the word daddy. my kids gon have to call me bruh or some shit tbh lol

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

[rninor-blog]

“bend over” “bend what? over”

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[auroraknux]

Beautiful

[jeedies]

Brown Dinosaur: The next weeksmaybeven DAys hhh the volcano will erupt we must get AAWAAy from heare 

Orange Dinosaur: [HHHHuUU]

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[auroraknux]

Beautiful

[jeedies]

Brown Dinosaur: The next weeksmaybeven DAys hhh the volcano will erupt we must get AAWAAy from heare 

Orange Dinosaur: [HHHHuUU]

[kickassleslie]

here is a short list of how Ben and Jerry are actually the same person:

-easily flustered/startled -married to hot blonde -their wives are amazing and too good for them -have three children -actual human disasters -bisexual

[90stvqueen]

didn’t realize this was about the men from parks and rec and thought you were talking about the ice cream men

[ashleywastaken]

me: oh damn I dropped my hot pocket on this carpet. God dammit

you: remember! you. are. valid.

me: what the fuck dude help me clean this mess up

you: you're valid and I love you

[ashleywastaken]

Overheard in the comic book store:

Kid 1: You’re such a dick, I heard you call yourself 'J-San', I mean, you’re not even fucking Japanese you fucking weeb.

Kid 2: My name's Jason you twat.

[writtenrain]

Shit I’ve Heard High Schoolers Say

Why stop at capitalism? Destroy everything.

Guys it’s been three weeks since I’ve eaten a vegetable

At least we have memes to dull the pain of existence

An AP student: Oh my god I thought seven was less than six 

(while filling the cap of their water bottle with water) SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS 

friend one: If all your friends jumped off a bridge wou- friend two: probably

I’M GONNA GO HOME AND DRINK A WHOLE GLASS OF WEED

If cows ruled the world would they drink human milk?

student: my calculator is broken teacher: your calculator isn’t broken, you’re broken

no actually I think you have to be of age to be considered a cougar

(during math class on the second floor) student 1: so like how far do you think the distance is from that window to the ground?   student 2: enough

teacher: has anyone ever been to New Orleans? Student: does Popeyes count?

my word count on this paper isn’t very high but I certainly am

we’re in adult limbo. I’m not a teen and I’m not an adult. I’M SUFFERING, THAT’S WHAT I AM!

Look at my… (swings leg up to show shorts) not pants

[yikyakapp-blog]

[badsciencejokes]

Harvard-bringing the next generations of leaders.

[egberts]

[romainvictaa]

[terriamon]

[ky2ie]

1 month vs 7 months

[thesassycat]

When will you dog ever move

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[lopmon]

[dailydot]

This Japanese dude built a robotic tongue to lick his favorite anime characters

YouTuber mansooon0 apparently really, really likes his favorite anime characters. So much so that he doesn’t mind licking his computer screen in a show of affection. 

Unfortunately, the act of licking his display was both messy and gross, so he put his DIY skills to the test and built a robot to do the licking for him. Using a fake “realistic” tongue, servo motor, and some Arduino circuitry, he designed the robot organ to be extremely simple to operate.

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