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tiredadventurer

corrya

I think about this like once a day

vaspider

I have heard a variant on it that I really like: "You cannot hate yourself into someone you can love."

tranthony

grout white shark

renicula

sunnysundown

reblog to keep cotton eyed joe sealed away

coolawkwardpenguin

I love how it’s a banishing spell AND still fits into the song perfectly timing-wise????????

i-cant-think-of-anything-to-say

hunting down tumblr posts i see on pinterest part 1235

no-one-offical

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yourdadsghoulfriend

Brevity is the soul of wit & this was so damn creative

wordproblemapoligist

[ID: a woman stands in front of a hell landscape cgi. she's talking to someone out of view; "... Not supposed to be here, I'm Hindu, I'm supposed to be reincarnated, I told you this bef-"

She's cut off my a section of Lil Nas X's song Montero, specifically the line "... Me in the the mornin', i'll be on...". As the line plays, she looks to the side down, as if something nearby is falling. The music fades in, gets louder, and fades back out. She pauses after it fades all the way out.

"Who the fuck was that??" End ID]

nebulasreblogs

“I told you this before” implying she has died and gone to Hell more than once, either in this life or a past

marumicore

everytime she dies she has to go through this whole long process of paperwork and bribery to get reincarnated

dontbelasagnax

Mentioned to my mom I'm asexual a couple months ago and today.... we got into the car and she hit me with, "So you use they/them pronouns now?"

I went, "What. no. she/her."

"How does that work? With she/her/hers and they/them?"

I stared at her. "What are you talking about?"

"Well you came out as-" and I said, "I'm asexual."

She replied, "Like an amoeba, I know."

"Oh. My god. No. Mom. It doesn't- it's not the asexual you learned about in biology. I didn't come out as a single celled organism."

With heavy relief, she said "Oh, it has a different meaning?"

"Yes, mom."

savetheworldkissaplushie

anxietyproblem

porterdavis

myrandomstuffpage

Support your local library 📚

manicpixienitemaregirl

Idk who OP is but yeah

animentality

postilionstruckbylightning

People really need to take a wider view of this paranoia about age gaps and realise this is how we lose the ability to build communities. You need to be able to realise that people can have things in common with you even if they grew up in a different time/place/culture. You also need to realise you can build communities with people who don’t have obvious things in common with you, that people can have the same goals and needs as you even if in most ways they’re very unlike you. Now, more than ever, we need to be able to work together to have any chance to stand ip against the few who have so, so much more power, money and influence than any of us do individually. We need to form communities that reach across age (and class and race and sexuality and so on…).

thelawfulchaotic

I... I have coworkers who are from 26 to like. 56. we have work in common?? the work we all do?? together?? commonly? all of us, at all of our ages???

Also I don't care what I have in common. I can strike up a conversation over plenty of shit I don't have in common. That's how you exchange information on topics. Learn To Ask A Question And A Follow-Up Question.

landofla

do these people not talk to their family members? I mean my niece and nephew are some of the coolest people out there and they are 30 years younger than me. Do they have nothing in common with their parents or aunts and uncles? My community elders in the fiber community are awesome and I have learned so much from them. And regularly do social things together.

addendumbeekeeper

there’s a tumblr person right in front of me and i can’t do anything

dateamonster

summoning a demon to do your bidding but they are just so cartoonishly dogshit at the task you give them that the contract never gets fulfilled and now theyre just kinda living in your house

dateamonster

the demon you commanded to go out and destroy your enemies and drag their souls to hell has returned. three hours elapsed, zero souls damned, one skinned knee. demon is visibly trying not to cry.

chestnuthorse

j0jin-deactivated20210309

dbrann11

Funniest thing I have seen in 2020

leeisstillawake

mxcheese

Ok but legit the funniest part of this is that the cat just knows what he’s about to do before his tongue is even out. He’s done this more than once. A lot more.