Weirdqueercutie

I have an unhealthy obsession with Evil Xisuma TvT

[mcytimpromptster]

Changes from Past Imprompster:

With helpful feedback and reflection, we've modified some of the core mechanics (mainly guessing mechanics) to make the event more engaging for all parties. More details below the read more.

All participants will receive a prompt this year; however, you will not be told if you are a crewmate or an impromptster. The crewmates and impromptsters have similar prompts to each other, but the prompts will be slightly different. Everyone will have to figure out two things: whether they are a crewmate or an impromptster, and what the other prompt is! (If you've ever played the Jackbox game Push the Button, it's similar to how the aliens get adjacent prompts in that game—only this time, aliens don't know they are aliens!)

Each person has the chance to win by figuring out which side they are on (crewmate or impromptster) and figuring out what the other side's prompt was!

This year instead of having two rounds of guessing, we are turning the second round into a comment fest: people are encouraged to read and comment on other's works in the collection (more details on this to come when the time nears!).

Similar prompts? What do you mean by similar prompts?

We mods are very selective about choosing fair prompts to make this the best possible event. Our criteria for prompts are:

Both prompts are general common nouns (person, place, or thing)

Prompts are related to each other in a broad context

Neither prompt in a prompt pair is an umbrella term for the other

Prompts are NOT synonyms of each other

Prompts can be easily displayed in both written and art contexts

Feel free to send us any questions/concerns you may have, our inbox is always open!

[ciqqy]

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

[ciqqy]

[sunderwight]

Mulan AU where she does get caught by the other fresh recruits while she's bathing but Mushu helps her spin it like the lake is cursed by an evil lizard demon and will turn men into women if they stay in it for too long.

From there it's not actually difficult to get the other soldiers onboard with covering up the fact that poor Ping took one for the team and got afflicted by the vagina curse, especially since it would have been all of them if they hadn't gotten the warning ahead of time. So they agree to help him cover it up, because obviously the army's not going to understand.

Shang is... tentatively glad that the men are bonding and getting along, even if they continue to be deeply weird about it.

[great-art-and-a-purple-tongue]

Ling: Hey man, what's up— you've got boobs?!?!

Mulan: Uh, what boobs? Huh? Where did these come from?

Mushu: *facepalms and thinks quickly* (speaks from the shadows) I AM THE SPIRIT OF THE LAKE! BEWARE MY CURSED WATERS FOR THEY WILL TURN MEN INTO WOMEN!

Ling, Yao, and Chien Po: Oh no! The spirit of the cursed waters!

[scribeofchaos]

Chi-Fu: SHE'S A WOMAN LI SHANG!

Mulan: Look-

Ling, Yao, and Chien Po: WE CAN EXPLAIN!!

[One convoluted, chaotic explanation later]

Shang: ...is this why you've all been insisting we don't camp anywhere that doesn't have a lake.

Shang: and then none of you actually swim in it.

Shang: and you all keep jumping at shadows.

Shang: wait a second Ping did this happen before or after you became insanely good at fighting?

Shang: did you get better at fighting after you became a woman.

Shang: are women better at fighting than us.

Mulan: ....uh. well. maybe? no one's ever tried to find out.

Yao: [thinking very fast] y'know Captain it's just so hard to find recruits these days.

Chien Po: Real shortage of men.

Ling: Lots of women, though.

Mulan: [catching on] Without marriage prospects.

Shang: You're right, men. The spirits must have done this in order to show us that we should be recruiting women as fighters.

Mushu [from the shadows, seeing an opportunity to do the funniest thing]: EXACTLY, LI SHANG. I HAVE TRANSFORMED PING INTO A WOMAN BECAUSE YOU HAVE TOO LONG OVERLOOKED THE TRUE WAY TO WIN THE WAR.

Mulan [seeing an opportunity to get all the stories straight]: O Great Spirit, is it reversible?

Mushu: WHY WOULD YOU WISH TO REJECT MY GIFT? I HAVE SEEN YOUR HEART, CHILD, AND HAVE ALREADY ALTERED THE MEMORIES OF EVERYONE WHO KNEW YOU BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR THE ARMY. YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THEIR DAUGHTER.

Li Shang: Welp, the spirits have spoken. Ping - wait is your name still Ping if you're a woman now?

Mulan: Uh. Actually, I was thinking of renaming myself. How do you feel about Mulan?

BONUS:

Mulan [climbing out of the eleventh lake the men have arranged for her to swim in]: Yeah no, it didn't work. Still got boobs. [tries to appear dejected].

Chien Po: If it makes you feel better, they're very nice boobs.

Mulan: Thanks, Chien Po.

[somestorythoughts]

Mulan and Mushu, somehow opperating on the same wavelength: oh haven't you heard?

[sugersalauwu]

[poppitron360]

Sending love to everyone who has an Avid and/or Marm-based wip, whether fanfic or fanart, especially if it’s something like a longfic that you’ve been working on for a while.

Sending love to everyone who has a fanwork ready to post, and are now unsure of whether they want to.

Sending love to everyone who has already published a fanwork or post that they’re not sure if they want to delete.

Sending love to the moderators of confession blogs.

Sending love to everyone with rp blogs of Avid and Marm’s characters.

Sending love to everyone currently deeply hyperfixating on one of Avid or Marm’s characters.

Sending love to everyone with Avid or Marm fictives.

This is a very distressing time, and we all have some big decisions to make, but you don’t have to make it alone. We’re a community. Love and hugs all around.

[homoeroticjunoincident]

reblog to make prev stop having headaches

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[rhynnjoy]

🦇🦇 BATS BATS BATS 🦇🦇

Vampires enjoyers we are so back! I honestly have no idea what to expect for this mcc but I know who I'm gonna be watching

Hope you guys like this frame thingy i got here cause I'm turning these into my first ever merch! 😁 Be on the lookout for the annoucement!

[tobiosty]

General useful stuff!

Guides

How to make Crumbl Cookies!

How to bookbind!

How to pirate movies/shows

How to make frog plushies

How to make a Go-bag for emergencies

How to repair clothing

How to make different a03 kudos!

How to download videos/pictures/gifs from a website

How to make various chocolate desserts!

Tips and Tricks!

A03 formatting

Back stretches!

Depression tips

Adult cheat sheet

How to regulate and understand your emotions better

Disabling Windows 11 web search in search bar

Resources

Horror game recs!

Dca fic recs!

Hand references

Free Adobe photoshop

Artist resources

Free spotify

Pirating sites

Artist resources pt 2

Helpful random sites

Homemaking, gardening, sustainability

Free libraries!

Making stuff and doing things (free book pdf)

Healthcare (medicine discount websites, guide on how to pay hospital bills)

Alternative stuff to mega corporations

[thegreenaper]

[aerequets]

idek if this makes sense but its memory loss au. ive mentioned before how her memory loss might be an addie-la-rue typa thing, where she will retain memories whenever they meet but she'll forget anything past basic/common knowledge about him once he's out of her sight (basically forgetting all their meaningful interactions, and him by extension) . thats whats happening here LOL except she is slowly beginning to remember him outside of that restriction🤔🤔 Inch resting

(everything related to this au under 'memory loss au' on my account........ at least it Should be)

[aerequets]

with all the angst going around in the fandom, i thought now would be a perfect time to draw another part of memory loss AU :D (au in which marinette gives up the guardian box, and has lost all memories miraculous-related. adrien knows everything)

in case you haven’t seen the ny special and are confused, the cat toy is a thing ladybug gave chat noir. when the remote button is pressed the toy bounces 

(other 2 parts of this au under ‘memory loss au’ tag on my acc)

[aerequets]

she had to give up the box. yeah

i had a lot more ideas but alas, 10 picture limit 

[aerequets]

obligatory Realization part

(naturally mari’s turn is next ;])

[Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3] [Part 4] [Part 5] [Part 6] [Part 7] [Part 8] [Part 9]  [Part 10] [Part 11] [Part 12 (you are here)] [Part 13]

[aerequets]

IM BACK! 

this is based off of this post of mine from a while ago. basically its a ratatouille AU…. (im hoping it turns out better than that sounds LOL)

i’m planning for this to be 3 parts? maybe 4? maybe many more? im not good at estimating these things. in any case this is part 1 and i hope i can keep up my non-art-blocked streak for long enough to draw out the other parts.

i’ll be tagging all the (hopefully existent in the future) parts with ratatouille AU so you can read through once it’s done (again, one can only hope). enjoy! :D

[Part 1 (you are here)] [Part 2] [Part 3] [Part 4] [Part 5] [Part 6] [Part 7] [Part 8] [Part 9] [Part 10] [Part 11] [Part 12] [Part 13]

[aerequets]

ladybug and chat noir imparting justice as always  ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

(aka hawkmoth accidentally uses his miraculous kinda correctly???)

[aerequets]

the second i learned that ladybugs’ spots fade with age my brain VOMITED this and i had no choice

[aerequets]

*chanting* MOTHER HEN CHAT! MOTHER HEN CHAT! MOTHER HEN CHAT!